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    Rose Lalonde is a seer of high renown. Helping Guide her kingdom and its people into an age of healthy crops and little to no outside violence. So, her King tends to respect her wishes. even when she says she wants to face the great and mysterious evil that has somehow managed to completely overtake their Neighboring kingdom overnight.
    Harsh trials, vindictive rulers, misunderstood tyrants, and a possible war... Can Rose face them all and come out victorious?

    (this is a fun project that should update every once in a while, enjoy lovlies!)

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    After LaCroix's tower falls, the Fledgling gives herself to illusions of romance; set directly after the events of the Bloodlines 1, the Toreador scrambles to survive the aftermath of everything by getting into the Voerman sisters’ good graces.

    In Short: A Disaster Lesbian Tries her Best to Impress.

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    13/?
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    A recently divorced Bella is trapped in a awkward love triangle with Alice. She doesn't want to ruin a perfectly good friendship but she cant deny her feelings either.

    Takes place after breaking dawn.

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    5/?
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    Guillermo and Nandor face off after the Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires, but Nadja, Lazlo and Colin are unfortunately a bit distracting...

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    Vera, sick of torment from people in her hometown, runs into the forest behind it. Rumored to be cursed and responsible for multiple disappearances, she eventually ends up lost. Finding a castle that seemingly appears out of nowhere she makes her way up to it in hopes to maybe find her way home or at least some shelter. Vera soon finds that the castle isn't as abandoned as she previously thought and encounters the lady of the house.

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    "We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment and when it comes do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."

    As Hawke faces down the Nightmare demon alone in the Fade he knows that this must be the moment which Flemeth foretold.

    He knows that he will fall...but will he learn to fly?

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    Historia Reiss is some buissness woman, and Ymir Fritz is some private legal defence company lawyer, she keeps kids like she was out of prison, is how she describes it. After long days of work, the girls like to relax, and its even better on a Friday, or takeaway nights.

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    Bubblegum cooks, Marcy and Bonnie dance together :)

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    − Остановись.
    Выдохнув это слово, Тиссая почти стонет, ощущая, как острые зубы задевают запястье, отказываясь подчиняться, требуя большего. Собравшись с силами, она приказывает вновь:
    − Хватит.

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    Being sidelined during a mission isn’t too bad, if you ask Nate. Gives him plenty of time to ogle his commander. And maybe, if he’s very lucky, he’ll get to do a bit more than just ogle.

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    Alice never wanted to kidnapped Bella. She wanted to sweep her off her feet with expensive chocolates and romantic dates. But her precious mate leaves her no choice.

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    1/?
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    He had saved her, she had become his puppet. Can she free herself before the darkness consumes what's left of her?

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    “I sincerely appreciate the sentiment, little delinquent." Cecelia crooned in return.  Roslyn shrugged, unable to focus on anything but the gentle curve of Cecelia’s lips.  The hint of fangs behind the midnight red curtain.  Mindlessly, Roslyn tipped her head forwards, playfully nuzzling the Vampire’s jaw before her ear once more settled over Cecelia’s shoulder, forehead nestled into the safety of Cecelia’s neck.  There, tucked away in the scoop of Cecelia’s body, swaying in slow circles to the sweetest notes of a steady piano, Roslyn yawned, her smile shifted into contentment. Cecelia sighed too, tilting her head so that she could rest her cheek to Roslyn’s temple.  Together, they swayed, enraptured by one another, lost on the tide of the piano’s melody.  Cecelia, drowning in the orchestra of Roslyn’s heartbeat.  Of her soul.  All of which fell secondary to the sweetest whisper, like the touch of wind across the desert on a still night.

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    Max is just settling in at Blackwell, getting used to being back in Arcadia Bay and working up the courage to get in touch with Chloe again. Little does she know just how much Arcadia Bay and her former best friend have changed.

    -or-

    Chloe is a fledgling vampire and Max's chronic nosebleeds are a fucking problem.

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    2/?
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    116
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    witch jirou kyouka meets vampire yaoyorozu momo and falls in love through a series of mishaps

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    this fic is my excuse to write vampire!momo thank u

    happy day

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    Utica and the gang do a whole lotta gang shit when they hold a Mario Kart Wii championship and have a fun pizza party! Who will come out victorious and who shall perish?

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    Utica and pals go trick or treating for some good, wholesome Halloween fun.

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    basically: dramatic lesbian vampire slowly falls in love with the buff farmer who lives in the town beneath her castle after buff farmer visits said castle. Mostly fluff and happy things and love. Probably second hand embarrassment because they're both dumb but not too bad I promise. I also make no promises for updates or chronological order, I'm mentally ill.

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    Former Drag Race superstars are all invited to RuPaul's Grocery Games after Drag Race is cancelled and no longer on air. Who will be the winner, and what happens to the losers?

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    She wasn’t the first beautiful girl I had thought about, but I had never let myself get this caught up before. I hadn’t been smart about this; I should have been more worried when I first starting dreaming about her. What if I considered the situation like I was normal, if I was a boy instead of Bella? Even then, Edythe probably wouldn’t give me the time of day.

     

    Twilight but lesbians because that makes so much more sense for them. Inspired more as a Fix-It for Life and Death but ended up as a light Twilight edit. Thank you for coming along on this chaotic ride.

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    88,082
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    35
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    70
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    21
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