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    Three pieces to the puzzle, and pirate Julius Borden thinks he has them all to himself. What he doesn't know is that he's not the only one with eyes on the prize. Merlin, a sorcerer with a gift for unlikely escapes, has been tasked with the challenge of locating the lost dragon egg, said to be sealed within the Tomb of Ashkanar. Unfortunately, he's going to need help. Before he can even begin to dream of reviving the dragon race, he must first find a team of sorcerers willing to help him. Together, they'll do the impossible. If they don't kill each other first.

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    To Merlin, the new boy in his year is a jerk. He easily grabs the attention of the popular group, who take the time out of their lives to chastise Merlin for his differences. It's fine though, it's only one other homophobic arsehole who thinks Merlin's gay.

    What Merlin's not expecting, however, is that Arthur Pendragon doesn't seek to bully him. Instead, he's somehow becoming his friend. That is, if Arthur doesn't leave him like everyone else has done.

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    The dragon leaned forward. "Your destiny is to protect Uther Pendragon's heir, the one who will be the Once and Future King and unite all of Albion."

    Merlin blinked. "But . . . Uther doesn't have an heir."

    . . .

    In many Arthurian texts, Arthur is raised as a peasant by Sir Ector with no knowledge of his royal lineage. Let's bring that back, shall we?

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    A collection of Merthur kiss one-shots, all in one convenient place. Each work will be a separate chapter, with its own title and summary. Tags and characters will be updated as works are added. Updates will come whenever inspiration strikes, and my college schedule allows me to write.

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    63/?
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    Merlin has the tendency to accept the advice of others only at the most inopportune moments. So, what happens if Merlin ignores Gaius' and the Dragon's advice about Morgana? What happens to Arthur when he does that? What happens to destiny?

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    Merlin does his best to stop taking shit from the goddamn dragon.

    Arcs 1 & 2 complete!

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    All his life, Arthur has been told by his father that as a man, he needs to act a certain way. There are certain things he must take part in—certain things he must enjoy—because that’s what real men do.

    And then, he meets Merlin and then Lancelot is thrown into the mix and he finds himself spending much more time around Gaius than he ever has and without his father around to constantly remind him of what it takes to be a man, he starts questioning everything he’s ever known.

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    Doran is a young druid being held by Uther for a reason unknown to Arthur, Will, and Merlin. Their only goal is to get him out of Uther's clutches before it's too late. But what might they learn as they attempt to uncover where the boy has been hidden? - Sequel to Visiting a Friend

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    Chapters:
    6/8
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    (A reworked version of my ArMor epic.)

    She opened her eyes after death, to gaze upon a distant land. Had she fallen upon a dream or had the dream now ended? Albion will never be the same, neither what it was supposed to be.

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    4/?
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    Bereft of the emotions that should have come at the implications of the sentence, Uther's tone is stoic as if his own son is a common prisoner. “You are to leave Camelot by nightfall. If we find you have returned to the grounds of this kingdom we will have no choice but to carry out your original sentence in the highest order.”

    Exiled and disinherited? Brilliant.


    An AU where Uther, under the influence of Troll!Catrina and Goblin!Gaius legitimately disinherits Arthur and he must deal with the consequences thereof in an attempt to reclaim Camelot.

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    It is the early days of Gwaine and Arthur dating. And Morgana has found out about a thing from Gwaine's past that he really doesn't Arthur to know about yet or ever. Morgana blackmails him into helping her. Arthur finds out, and Gwaine learns he doesn't have to be as embarrassed as he thought.

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    1/1
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    There is a spell which erases collective memory of a person until no one can remember even their name. It is a powerful spell, useful when a sorcerer needs to fade into obscurity.
     
    Merlin has fulfilled his destiny. Albion is united and magic is restored to the land- but nothing in the prophecies had mentioned what to do afterward. Merlin's old roles are suddenly filled by people more competent than him, and there is no need for him any longer.
     
    So Merlin disappears.

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    Merlin is Arthur's manservant, then he becomes Arthur's lover. That is a death sentence for Merlin however Uther has a heart. He wants to separate the two lovers while not antagonizing his own children. So, he makes Merlin a Lord. This is Merlin's story as he tries to find his way to Arthur. If Arthur still wants him after the years of separation.

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    There was only one slave in all of Camelot. One young man who was discovered to be a holder of magic, had given that specific punishment. He was the Prince's own manservant. The King was mortified and embarrassed to have been the one who gave the warlock a position so close to the throne. He elected that the man should be made into an example. One so poignant that no other warlock would dare pull a similar stunt.

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    Princes don't have nightmares. Arthur is sure of this. So why won't Merlin believe him?

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    The servants in the castle whisper.

    They whisper of a night long ago, when winds howled and trees groaned and the walls held their breath. They whisper of a king, striding down a corridor, hoarding the knowledge of a firstborn son, a true born heir, close to his chest as his wife lay panting there on the bed, still suffering the afterbirth pains. The whisper of another babe, one with magic stirring in his veins, taken and shuttled to safety in the arms of the Dragonlord.

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    “Hello, Arthur” he greeted softly. The baby smiled at its name. “It’s me, your good ol' Merlin – making sure that you don’t die any horrific deaths, because you’re a prat who can’t take care of himself.” The baby made agreeing noises. Merlin huffed.

    “Your Royal Highness is as eloquent as ever” he commented, lifting the babe. “Let’s take a little walk now, shall we?”

    Arthur giggled.

    Merlin took it as a yes.

    He overstepped the body of the fainted maid. His little Arthur would have no need for such luxuries during growing up. He was going to be a people’s man, with the education befitting a prince.

    He was going to be successful where Merlin’s Arthur wasn’t.

    The time where Emrys was needed the most had already passed, years before his own birth - so he makes a beeline right back to it.

     

    Or, what started as a one-shot and evolved into lots of small stories containing a more modern Arthur, a less exasperated Merlin, the camelotian character relevance and dying expectancy growing and much more!

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    Arthur had known that his soul mark wasn’t normal for as long as he could remember. Everyone was born with a birthmark somewhere on their bodies that matched that of their soulmate, so it wasn’t the existence of the red dragon on his chest that made him different. No, what made him different was the fact that his mark moved.
    Everyone knew two things. One: that a moving mark meant that the person’s soulmate was a Druidic merperson. And two: that Camelot had been at war with the druids for almost 30 years. For the king’s son to be destined to fall in love with their greatest enemy was unthinkable.

    Or: Merlin and Arthur are both Mermen who are each other's soulmates. However, because Arthur's soul mark indicates his soulmate has magic he is expected to kill his soulmate on sight

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    The people of Camelot suddenly start acting more lovesick than usual towards Arthur. When Merlin encounters the creature behind it all, the last thing he expects is for his dreams to become inextricably linked to Arthur’s.

    A canon AU in which a pining Merlin is cursed to see Arthur’s dreams every night, Gaius is of no help whatsoever, and Kilgharrah thinks it’s all rather hilarious.

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    19/30
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    He thought when the crown hit him he would feel it, would suddenly realize what it meant to be a man. But even with the circlet upon his head he didn’t feel all that different.

    As he stood before his Kingdom, freshly crowned and devoted, he felt just as lacking as he always had. And he still had no idea what that phrase meant: now you are a man.

    With the weight of a crown now on his head, Arthur couldn’t help but think he’d never felt more like a child.

    --

    OR

    Arthur Pendragon tries to figure out what sort of King he wants to be and along the way learns about love.

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    Flower Shop AU. Gwen owns With All My Heart Flower Shop where she employs her friends Leon, Lancelot, and Percival. One day, her sister-in-law, Morgana, comes in asking for a flower arrangement with a message to give to her asshole of a father: Fuck You. Her friends are all too happy to oblige.

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    26
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