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    sword mama: F in the chat for saracen

    sexy hair: F

    bicep queen: F

    ab daddy: What does that mean?

    sexy hair: tanith this was a terrible idea

    bicep queen: they’re too old to appreciate our humour

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    It's a double homicide! The Arbiter Corps deserve a little break from those terrible world-ending scenarios, don't you think? (Post Seasons of War)

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    Skulduggery finally gets the courage to have a signal of his true form put in place, and admits his love for Valkyrie! A satire fic through and through, just for a laugh :)

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    Valkyrie finds herself stuck between two people.

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    “If you need to hide in plain sight, public displays of affection make people uncomfortable enough to look away.”

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    After being exposed to a magical and deadly illness, Valkyrie is forced to quarantine. Fortunately, it’s just a precaution, because the disease only affects those suffering from unrequited love and Valkyrie isn't in love with anyone. Right...?

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    A series of Sanctuary Officials are being murdered leaving the world on the brink of war. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are, as always, on the case but things become rough between them when an old friend of Skulduggerys returns from being missing for 117 years. The timing is a coincidence right? As is the fact that Skulduggerys brother has taken an interest in Valkyrie Cain? How will the detectives relationship survive this war and the new strain of Skulduggeries brother? Will they finally confess their love for eachother?

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    Tanith thinks Valkyrie needs a partner after being single for so many years. Valkyrie thinks that Tanith needs to understand that when Valkyrie calls Skulduggery her partner, she means that in more ways than one.

     

    or: valkyrie breaks up with skulduggery by telling him her plans to start dating again.

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    Just a bunch of one-shots and short stories I come up with.

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    Valkyrie travels back in time to save Skulduggery from himself.

    (My take on Skulduggery's moment of clarity when he took off the armor.)

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    Another magic fight had broken out in public months after Skulduggery and Valkyrie save the day from Argeddion. Unlike when they had publicly displayed magic, this time things got out of hand too quickly for the Sanctuary to cover it up. At Ravel's request, Skulduggery and Valkyrie find themselves needing to ask another rookie sorcerer, Rachel, a time-traveler, for help.

    (Takes place right after "Kingdom of the Wicked" Book 7)

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    "you’re not the reason I'm broken."

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    An old enemy emerges from the shadows of the Leibnitz Universe. A hunt begins, that threatens to shatter the peace of both worlds. Among the chaos, Valkyrie and Skulduggery face a second foe called miscommunication.

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    “Wait.” Skulduggery says before she can enter the room. She turns and he stops in front of her to pull something out of her hair.

    “Gross.” She says and makes a face. “Monster bits.” Valkyrie groans as he flicks the thing away.

    “Why didn’t you tell me I had something stuck in my hair while we were in the car?”

    “Oh, I didn’t know if I was still on thin ice.” He knows something is up and Valkyrie knows that he knows and-

    She turns and pushes past him.

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    The first thing he sees when his eyes have adjusted to the light is a man standing there – red hair down to the naked shoulders, slightly curled. Freckled face, grimacing. A scar stretching up from his lower abdomen, under his arm, down to his side.

    His fist strikes the mirror before he’s even properly comprehended the whole picture.

    (Post LSODM AU – Valkyrie disappeared in the Temple of the Brides of Blood Tears. After her performance at the Battle of Roarhaven, they can’t find Darquesse, either. Time passes and extreme measures are taken.)

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    It has been about a year since the Battle of Hogwarts and the defeat of Voldemort and Harry Potter is not okay (which he will admit but won't get help). So he takes refuge from his loss and the painful memories in the mountains, backpacking through Europe and soon America in a van. Soon, he picks up a strange hitchhiker named Stephanie who seems to have some advice for him.

    It has been a couple months since Devastation day and the defeat of Darquesse and Valkyrie Cain is not okay (which she will admit but won't get help). So she moves away to take refuge Colorado, America from her loss and guilt and painful memories. She spends her days walking around in the mountains and comes across a strange man named Harry who seems to be more relatable then she realizes.

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    "You still think he's a hero, don't you?"

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    While he’s seen many disturbing and disgusting things, the deep sense of wrongness that pervades the room has every one of those persistent nerve endings on the back of his vertebrae on end; the feeling that he’s stepping towards something of malicious indifference and unknowable magnitudes.

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    Fifty years after storing their secrets in metal gears, Detectives Cain and Pleasant investigate a break-in of the magical variety.

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    An unexpected pregnancy throws Valkyrie and Skulduggery for a loop. How will Valkyrie cope with the news? Will Skulduggery be able to help his partner through this? How on earth will these two raise a normal child? Only time will tell.

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    Working a missing persons case that has turned to murder, Valkyrie Cain faces an "alright, but not original" concept.

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    Skulduggery decides not to go outside for the rest of his life.

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