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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    Wade and Tony had been together for a long time before Wade went missing. It's been years and Tony had lost hope that the man he loves is even alive. Enter Nick Fury accidently bringing them back together.

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    The Avengers and co? In high school? And they're gay???

    Yeah that's the summary it's funny I promise

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    This was supposed to be a normal day for Abe. But then Peter shows up at his apartment complex and knocks on the door of a known Mercenary. Abe is going to figure out what is going on with Peter.

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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

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    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one reckless bamf

    Disclaimer: Mentions of (at some point in passing) drugs, alcohol, depression, bullying, abuse, sex, blood, murder, suicidal thoughts/ tendencies, loss of a loved one, etc.

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    When Wade left him he was empty, his everything was gone. A year later he gave up trying to find him just in time to get kidnapped to Afghanistan. Two years later, after Iron Man and Obie, the Avengers, Tony was a different person.

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    The one where Tony is literally insane and secretly in a long-term relationship with the mercenary, Wade Wilson and he comes back after three years.

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    Wade and Tony have been together since Tony was 22, Wade being 28 at the time. When Bucky and Steve announce their relationship Tony is relieved, thinking that he had been imagining the looks they were sending him. He wasn't.

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    The one where Steve and Bucky invite Tony to be their third in front of the entire team and don't take it well when he says he is already taken. In comes Wade Wilson from stage left.

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    Peter Benjamin Parker, often shortened to just Peter Parker, is an ordinary teenage boy. He would have been completely ordinary if it wasn't for the fact that two of his closest friends is the blind but equally badass equivalent of Batman and a katana-wielding lunatic, maybe three more possible friends that don't really fall in the category of normal, with a one-eyed menacing man that would neither confirm nor deny that he is his guardian ever since the only family he had left was killed in cold blood.

    Yep, that went dark pretty quickly.

    Or; An AU where Peter was never recruited in CA: Civil War but was "recruited" by Nick Fury a couple of years earlier, and also where he's friends with a lot, if not, all the vigilantes around New York.
    Or; an AU that starts with the classic field trip to Stark Industries trope where Peter's genius is noticed by another genius we all know and love... though that happens much later.

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    Peter and MJ both have to move into the Avengers tower and find themselves in... some interesting situations.

     

    *domestic sit-com style fic, not at all to be treated seriously*

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    "Tell me you meant to hit him with that end," Peter hisses, shooting a web at the unconscious body with one hand, rubbing his temples in frustration with the other.
     

    "Uh, I meant to hit him with that end?" Wade sings out, innocently. "But back to more important matters! Little spider wants a bone, but none of the nonnys on Grindr will mask up, huh? Ain't you got a super immune system to go with that super strength and super tight tush?"

     


    ~*~*~*~*~


    Based on the following tfln:

    "You fucked him, didn't you?"

    "He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative COVID test. Of course I fucked him. I'm just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!"

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    After years of trying to hunt down a leading member of Hydra for what he’d done to her, Hade’s finally has a chance of getting rid of him for good, what she doesn’t realise is that fate was about to flip her whole world upside down – her brother gets himself killed, but luckily for her, time-travelling bounty hunter Cable was around to fix that.
    Now unable to go back to the future to see his daughter Hope, Cable has to learn how to work in the past, live with a bunch of mutants at Xavier’s School for the Gifted, and keep his feelings in check.

     
    “How did you fix it?” he asked.
    “Ask Ellen the Teenage Warhead,” Wade shrugged as he stood up, “As for baby Hitler he ended up having a diaper change, funny story I was actually going to call Cable since he was so keen on killing Russel, I thought this would be like taking candy from a baby, if that means replacing it with a bullet that is,”

    {Summary updated 18/11/2020}

    Inspiration song: Miracle - The Score

    Disclaimer: All characters mentioned except my own are owned by 20th Century Fox/Disney. All songs and lyrics described and used in this stories are owned by their respective writers/producers/performers.

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    Wade breaks into someone's house in the middle of the night to rob the place, but finds a surprise--Peter, handcuffed to a bed.

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    peter says he's dating his best friend just to get rid of his ex

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    Aragorn the author takes on 'The nice guest' for harassing himself and Phillipe363.

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    "I'm Wade," he's grinning easy, but also as if he's baring his teeth at Bucky, as if he can tell that he is broken, a rabid wild animal beyond saving, beyond anyone's control. Bucky has believed this of himself, he's known it to be true ever since he came back.

    Yet here this guy is, bright white teeth, muscle-bound, with almost a crew cut if it weren't for the scars cutting over his face and head that seem to make hair growth impossible (opposite of Bucky's issue, he grows too MUCH hair) - holding out his hand like he wants Bucky to actually shake it. " - are you going to introduce yourself and shake my hand or not, bucko? I'm very big on politeness. I'm Canadian," he adds as if that explains anything. Bucky clenches his jaw.

    "It's Bucky," he growls.

    ".. Well Bucky of the steel blues where home is, you gonna shake hands civilized or are we going to go our separate ways after beating each other to a pulp in an alley?"

    (Of strange interactions, the depths of friendship, and unlikely ways to heal the wounds of mind, heart, and time.

    Or Bucky meets and interacts with Deadpool - and finds a family, somehow, in the traumatic darkness)

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    Tony Stark finds his intern Peter Parker starving and exhausted in the alleyway by Stark Tower and takes him in, soon learning that things weren't as safe at home as they seemed. Now Tony has to help Peter get back on his feet, though he quickly realizes, he won't be able to help Peter on his own...

    OR

    In which Peter Parker pretty much unites the Avengers after Civil War simply by just existing

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    Wade Wilson is unassuming and shy and works in a grocery store. He's turned his back on his violent past and on love.
    He has vowed never to open his heart to anybody again.
    Then new guy Peter moves in just down the block and finds himself attracted to the big scarred man.
    As an arsonist sets the city alight, another fire is simmering between our lead guys.

    02/11/2020: I have updated the grammar and ending to this story. NO plot changes, but just a happier conclusion and a little EPILOGUE! I felt it deserved something more!
    To all the people who read this story and took the time to comment and leave kudos , THANK YOU! I love you!

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    Both Aunt May and Uncle Ben are dead now. Peter's sad (understatement) and visits their graves. He vents and then Wade helps him feel a bit better.

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