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The Demonic and Angelic Ways To Raise The Antichrist by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Mar 2024
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Crowley wasn’t much for sobriety. She thought it was a bit of a silly thing, a bit tedious to deal with when you were out and about. How were you supposed to let loose in any situation without alcohol running through your veins? She wouldn’t know, since she was always either completely intoxicated, or running on caffeine to the point where numbers were colours and people talked like Muppets.
Unfortunately, during the raising of the antichrist, Aziraphale had convinced her to put away any alcohol that she might find herself reaching for during her shifts in the estate. Albeit reluctantly. Tonight however, the angel had pulled a bottle of whiskey from his cabinet in the garden shed and poured two glasses for them. He could tell she needed it.
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During the raising of the antichrist, Crowley and Aziraphale get into all sorts of trouble, be it from Hell, Heaven, or simply hiding their feelings from each other- and the rest of the estate.
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Locked and Loaded, Sugarcoated by WargishBoromirFan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Sep 2023
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that an M-rated video game must be in want of a bunch of immature thirteen-year-olds in multiplayer mode.
Three times Crowley introduces someone to the FPS he's been using to keep up with Warlock after the apocalypse (and it's Crowley; it comes back to bite him every time).
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Adam wanted a Brother by IJustLikeToDream
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2023
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Ever since he was a child, Adam always wanted a brother. He knew he technically had one somewhere in the USA, he just wanted him back. As it often happened in Adam's life, he only had to make the wish for his dreams to come true.
Meanwhile, in a world where both Angels and Demons technically want Warlock's kind dead, a DNA test decides to make the teenager's life harder for him by revealing he isn't really his parents' son. He never got along with his parents, so why does it hurt so much when they immediately seek his biological parents to ship him off to them?
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[Podfic] Bodywork Inspection by SkyAsimaru for AppleSeeds
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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Author Summary: Crowley takes his car to the garage to work out what's causing the strange noise he's been hearing, and can't cope when the mechanic is the hottest person he's ever seen in his entire life. He immediately takes to TikTok to squeal about the hot mechanic to his millions of followers. What could possibly go wrong?
~Or: Wherein Crowley overshares, and is overheard. <3
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Perfectly Human by Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Feb 2023
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London is big. Too big.
But not big enough to keep two Antichrists apart.
Adam Young meets Warlock Dowling in unfortunate circumstances, and it might be the best thing that's ever happened to him.
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When Warlock Dowling taught himself magic and summoning, the last thing he expected was for his NANNY to appear in the circle! After the way she left, he wasn't sure he ever wanted to see her again.
But if they ever want to get out of those summoning circles, these two will have to learn to communicate...
(Warlock and Crowley reunion, with a side of Aziraphale/Crowley getting together!)
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After Aziraphale and Crowley take off and leave Warlock by himself he tries as hard as he can to get back in touch with his former nanny. And, wouldn't you know, one day in St James' he actually manages to.
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The Morality of Bathing by DandelionDrabbles (AnonymousDandelion)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
14 Mar 2022
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Persuading a three-year-old antichrist-to-be who had been industriously occupied in the garden all day long to stop playing, come indoors, and take a (much-needed) bath was, as it turned out, much easier said than done. Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis had their hands full.
Staying on topic is also easier said than done, when your adversary is close at hand and available for bickering.
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- Part 28 of Dandelion Fluffbruary
- Part 8 of Godparenting the (Not Quite) Antichrist
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[Podfic] Connection by Gorillazgal86, Literarion, TheLordOfLaMancha
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Feb 2022
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In March 2020 when the UK goes into Lockdown, Crowley is faced with the unenviable task of homeschooling Warlock. A silver lining emerges when Warlock starts attending literature classes on Zoom run by local bookseller Aziraphale, who Crowley finds extraordinarily attractive. Crowley jumps at the chance when the opportunity arises to actually talk to Aziraphale away from Warlock and his classmates, and the two of them begin to build a friendship via Zoom. When they realise their friendship could be the beginning of something more, they explore ways to feel connected to each other until the day comes when they can finally be together in real life.
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Dec 2021
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When you're an ineffable nanny and gardener looking after the presumed Antichrist, there's already a lot on your plate. Then there's the rest of the staff.
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Bodywork Inspection by AppleSeeds
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2021
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Crowley takes his car to the garage to work out what's causing the strange noise he's been hearing, and can't cope when the mechanic is the hottest person he's ever seen in his entire life. He immediately takes to TikTok to squeal about the hot mechanic to his millions of followers. What could possibly go wrong?
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Dragonfly by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 May 2021
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The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.
Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?
Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.
Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.
There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.
Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.
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Connection by AppleSeeds
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2021
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In March 2020 when the UK goes into Lockdown, Crowley is faced with the unenviable task of homeschooling Warlock. A silver lining emerges when Warlock starts attending literature classes on Zoom run by local bookseller Aziraphale, who Crowley finds extraordinarily attractive. Crowley jumps at the chance when the opportunity arises to actually talk to Aziraphale away from Warlock and his classmates, and the two of them begin to build a friendship via Zoom. When they realise their friendship could be the beginning of something more, they explore ways to feel connected to each other until the day comes when they can finally be together in real life.
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sorta, kinda godfathers by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?
Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.Series
- Part 7 of backwards omens
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warlock ships his nanny and gardener by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Apr 2021
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Warlock likes to think Nanny Ashtoreth and gardener Brother Francis are together... Are they together?
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“You’re right. This isn’t going to work,” groaned Crowley as she attempted to resume kissing Aziraphale only to knock her head against the shelf above her. "Let's head out into the trees."
“But the stinging nettles . . .”
“If you actually knew how to garden, they wouldn’t be a problem.”
Nanny Ashtoreth and Miss Francis have their little trysts at night. When the broom cupboard proves too crowded, they head outside to a place they can't easily be seen or heard. But they aren't the only ones up. Their noise has awakened Warlock, who hears the racket they make sneaking around.
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Mischief Night by Waywarder for MulaSaWala
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Oct 2020
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It comes as no great surprise to Crowley to discover that young Warlock is ultimately more fond of tricks than he is of treats.
Despite Aziraphale’s angelic influence, the lad is prone to a playful sort of naughtiness. Pranks, practical jokes… Warlock has a knack for all of it. Fortunately, Crowley is quite certain she can use this predeliction for mischief to her distinct advantage.
Crowley does not always relish her own demon-ness, but she cannot deny a particular draw to the lifestyle around Halloween. When the rest of the world submits nearly entirely to the ghoulish and the ghastly, she feels more like she belongs.
More than belongs, really.
At Halloween time, Crowley feels that she can reign.
For the Ineffable Wives Gift Exchange! Thank you to EveningStarcatcher for beta-ing!
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The world fails to end and one almost-Antichrist has quite a number of questions to ask a certain angel and demon duo. Not to mention that he feels like he deserves an explanation or three for them taking off like that without even trying to contact him or anything.
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- Part 8 of BT Tower Telephone Group B
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Warlock’s house is old and full of SECRETS. He likes to find all the old abandoned sections that tell him about the history of the place. And sometimes use those secrets to give his security detail a good FRIGHT. Children should be seen but not heard? oh, no, no Warlock doesn't think so.
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- Part 2 of BT Tower Telephone Group B
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What We Do in the Dowling Estate by doomed_spectacles
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2020
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A film crew follows Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese, private tutors hired to educate Warlock Dowling, the son of an American Ambassador.