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    Hey, i'm Shayne Wilson. Wade is my father and i never know what he did when he leaves the house, it intrigues me a lot! Mom never told me about it, don't know why. Dad has a secret and i'm gonna find it, i think it will be cool!

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    So Peter was happy, he has a job as a photographer for the Daily Bugle, he has his three best friends and his family consists of his aunt May and The Avengers. He couldn't ask for anything more, that is until everything spirals down.

    He got fired from the Daily Bugle, aunt May got sick, the avengers have been out on a mission for the last week and he couldn't go because his teachers decided to be a good idea to all give projects at the same time and finally there have been several kidnappings occurring all over the city.

    Now Peter is having a very hard time, but maybe an ex-merc trying-to-be can solve all of his problems and maybe, just maybe, fall in love in the way.

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    “Is this some kind of joke?” Wade squinted at the golden card that Weasel held between his middle and index finger. “Who the fuck is Spider-Man?”

    “Some hot shot vigilante who pissed off some rich dude.” Weasel tossed the card at him when he didn't take it. “Take the damn job Wade, I can’t take too much more of your drunken moping. You haven't moved in three days, the smell is bad for business.”

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    Team Red’s beginnings are rocky to say the least.

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    In the wake of Maddie's ambush at his apartment and the frazzling semi-fallout, Danny's obsession has started to go crazy and out of control. After giving in to his urge to check on his friends and family, Danny realizes he hasn't heard from Wade in a while. When he mentions it to Peter, they start looking at all the nooks Wade could possibly be - ending up at the last place Peter wants Danny to see.

    Saint Margret's Home for Wayward Children, otherwise known as Hell House.

    But that's the least of Danny's worries as his obsession tries to swallow him whole.

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    "I died a thousand times
    I did what I had to do
    Hey, that’s just how it goes
    I’m still coming back to you"

    Peter is not a damsel, but he surely is in distress. Deadpool just wants to help a pretty boy in a cute dress.
    Mix this with a pair of overprotective dads, a bunch of snarky college students, several chaotic superheroes and a generouse dose of gay panic to receive a serious emotional rollerocaster.

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    At the tender age of 15, Peter Parker loses all hope in the world. At the age of 18, some of that hope comes back in the form of a red and black clad mercenary named Deadpool. Superheroes have limits, but Deadpool has none.

    Maybe that is just the thing that Peter needs to survive.

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    Wade Wilson and Jack Hammer were never meant to be friends. And at first glance, one would not believe it was possible for them to even become friends in the first place. But sometimes, life has a way of making things just...happen.

    This is the first entry in my Deadpool series.

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    NVY
    New York Vigilantes
    aka Which genius let these idiots use phones!?
    ft. Operation Spideytorch: aka "Get Peter a Man."

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    Compilation of art created by amazing artists in this fandom who where somehow inspired by DMW.

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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

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    You were shattered when you met Wade. He helped put the pieces back together.

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    Challenges and responses.

    Challenges are open on both tumblr and here on Ao3. Come at me.

    Chapter 14 Prompt: "What if Wade meets Stryfe before he meets Nate back in New Mutants?"

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    After leaving his early Spider-Man days behind, adulthood brings more changes than Peter ever expected from the spider bite, some worse than others. Things used to be simple; now it's really gotten complicated. And then Wade finds out.
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    “Sleep tight! Don’t let the bed bugs bite!” he heard Wade call out from behind him. “I mean, unless they’re spiders. Or not? Do you like spiders?” The shouts faded as Peter swung away fast. He didn’t hear whatever Wade followed that up with.
    “Do I like spiders?” Peter mumbled to himself. He laughed, a bit darkly. “I think it’s obligatory at this point.”

    UPDATE: ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
    (see ch.3 for more info)

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    Peter was almost in the clear. Just one more run and he would be able to live life on his own terms, taking care of May and doing whatever he wanted. He might even be the first omega from his territory to go to the college, only open to omegas for the last few years. He just had to make it through one final run.

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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    Peter is burnt out. Wade has been watching a lot of cult classics. Everyone tells them they're in love. Five times these fucking nerds smoke weed together.

    '“Petey-Pie, you gorgeous baked Alaska.” Wade swoons onto Peter’s ratty sofa. From an inconceivable pocket over his right pectoral, he snatches out his own pre-rolled joint. From within a Paw Patrol backpack (cop dog scrawled over with ACAB) Wade pulls out a fucking blowtorch. To…light his joint. Peter jumps, rolls his eyes then quickly lies down to rest the headache he just gave himself from rolling his eyes. '

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    Aunt May dies, and Peter changes. His blood boils with rage. His fists get too bloody. His eyes have too much darkness. Now, he doesn't think of himself as a hero. Nope. He is 100% Vigilante. And he is surviving.

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    I wrote how I pictured Monoeyed Hawk's last moments were. I couldn't get over how Priest made it an "off-screen" dxxxx.

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    Peter Parker is not a fan of his husband disappearing for a few weeks so he can go murder people. But, then again, Peter really wants to watch him do it. Maybe he's a bit of a hypocrite, but he believes it'll 'bring them closer.' Tony thinks he's an idiot, Captain America probably thinks he's completely immoral, and Weasel doesn't understand what the big deal is. Really, Peter's just in love.

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    1/5
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    27
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    5
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    195

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