1 - 20 of 21281 Bookmarked Items in Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Pages Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Geralt has had a realisation and now he has a mission: do something nice for his bard. What could possibly go wrong?

    OR: Five times Geralt tried to do Jaskier a favour and the one time he finally succeeded.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1030
  2. *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which the witcher takes too many potions in order to save the injured bard, and the two have to rely on each other when the going gets tough.

    Or

    A thinly-veiled excuse to mercilessly whump both Geralt and Jaskier and force them to take care of each other in ways carefully designed to melt your heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,014
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    563
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    4198
  3. 72

    Tags
    Summary

    Geralt recognized that tussled brown hair, that small scar near the man’s hip, the scattering of freckles at the back of his upper thigh, the very way he held himself on the bed, pliant and sweet.
    Jaskier. The baron had a painting of what appeared to be a post-coital Jaskier on the wall of his study.

    ---

    Geralt kills a cockatrice for a baron. The man offers him any valuable possession in his household. In the baron's private art collection Geralt spies a very familiar figure and, of course, must have the painting for himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    532
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    2663
  4. 35

    Summary

    Geralt adopts an orphaned baby kelpie.

    These are the adventures of Geralt and Baby Roach.

    Words:
    4,830
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    35
  5. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier didn’t mean to invoke the Law of Surprise. It was a drunken joke! Tomfoolery. Something that would have tickled him for days to come. He knows that. Geralt knows that. Everyone knows that. Surely destiny knows that too.

    … Destiny is a downright bitch these days though, huh?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,204
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    1111
    Bookmarks:
    227
    Hits:
    12719
  6. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier has been raised in the knowledge that mermen are violent beasts to be steered well clear of whenever possible. It's unfortunate that when he has his first encounter with a merman, he can't actually move his tail properly, let alone swim away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    602
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    2892
  7. *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Your own damned mother did what now,” he asks, and he sounds… Geralt doesn’t think he’s ever heard him sound this angry. Still not at him. What the —

     

    He sounds like he wants to know.

     

    Well.

     

    He was the one sharing it without meaning it, he supposes he might as well get it off his chest. “She — she left me on the side of the road when I was eight knowing Vesemir would find me and knowing what was going to happen to me and I had no idea. Sorry if I think that’s plenty fucking enough, especially when everyone who followed after did exactly the fucking same —”

     

    Words die in his throat when Jaskier’s rough fingertips suddenly touch his face, brushing over his cheekbone, and fuck he also always forgets how Jaskier is really pretty much his height except when he gets this close, and he looks like he’s about to cry now, what the fuck —

     

    “Too bad,” Jaskier says, “I’m not going anywhere.”

     

    Or: in which Geralt is distressed without quite understanding why, until he does, while Jaskier has Opinions about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    820
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    5340
  8. 60

    Tags
    Summary

    The house next door to Jaskier’s hadn’t sold in almost two years, but now a gorgeous man and his adorable daughter have just moved in. Jaskier’s been alone a long time after a terrible relationship that nearly ruined him, but the handsome new neighbor is making things better. As Geralt and Jaskier get to know one another, sparks fly, but love is never without complications.

    A fluffy, slow burn modern AU where Geralt and Ciri move in next door to Jaskier and these two adorable idiot men slowly fall in love.

    And Jaskier has a dog and Geralt works on motorcycles and everything is pretty tooth-rottingly sweet and it all ends happily for everyone. There's also a threesome between Eskel, Lambert, and Jaskier's best friend, an OC (who commenters seem to genuinely love!). Those chapters are optional though they be spicy spicy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,696
    Chapters:
    15/18
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    5292
  9. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sure, yes, his partner Contessa de Stael was transferred to a different department of Buzzfeed last week, and, no, he doesn’t have a cohost (or even a desk neighbor) anymore, but the one thing that Jaskier is above all else is optimistic. 

     

    He’s sure that he’s going to get a new cohost, deskmate, and - Melitele willing - friend. Today. Or possibly tomorrow. Next week at the absolute latest.

    The Buzzfeed Unsolved AU that literally nobody asked for. It may not be what you need, but it's what you deserve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    1248
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    7325
  10. *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier's start in life was unfortunate, but sadly not unheard of. He was put in a sack, less than an hour old, and chucked in the river. For many in his position that would of been the end of it, but the Yaruga heard his cut off wail and swept him into her loving embrace.

    Less than an hour old and Jaskier had already died and been reborn as the newest child of Mama Yaruga.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,633
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1420
    Kudos:
    5049
    Bookmarks:
    1328
    Hits:
    55672
  11. 3

    Tags
    Summary

    Geralt, for the first time since he met him, can enjoy Jaskier's music. He has to discover that it's quite good. The conversation that follows isn't. It's embarrassing and annoying, is what it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    991
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    408
  12. 5

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier and Geralt are sleepy and talk about old times.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    503
  13. 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Eskel moves into a new house and his neighbour's cat decides it likes to break in. Lucky for Eskel that gives him the perfect opportunity to talk to his cute neighbour, Jaskier.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,401
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    893
  14. 29

    Tags
    Summary

    “I could do this all day,” he muttered between kisses to his jaw, and Jaskier let out a noise like he’d been punched in the gut because what the fuck? How dare Geralt suddenly have a way with words now.

    Geralt pulled back, eyes dark and full of an emotion Jaskier was a little too scared to examine closer because it’d only been one night and his heart could only take so much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1403
  15. 11

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier has disappeared for the better part of a day, so Geralt and his brothers go look for him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    992
  16. *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Geralt stops at an inn to get out of the rain, he doesn't expect to leave with a young, mistreated omega whore in tow. But fate is a funny thing, isn't it?

    Or, Jaskier is an omega forced to prostitute himself at an inn. Geralt is an alpha who rescues him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124,245
    Chapters:
    75/85
    Comments:
    5480
    Kudos:
    5257
    Bookmarks:
    804
    Hits:
    177050
  17. *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m a bard, Geralt,” Jaskier says, like that explains everything. “To a lot of people, there’s a very fine line between a musician and a whore. A line that’s so fine that, in fact, it doesn’t really exist."

    Geralt learns that Jaskier's life can be just as painful as his, sometimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    5106
    Bookmarks:
    805
    Hits:
    34721
  18. 30

    Tags
    Summary

    Geralt is just trying to have a drink before a wyvern hunt, but when the annoying musician at the bar wanders right into the wyvern’s path, he has to intervene. The musician proves to be more trouble than he’s worth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,786
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    1014
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    6975
  19. 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Geralt and Jaskier are sleepy. And soft.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    879
  20. *

    Tags
    Summary

    By the twentieth time Geralt has gone through the loop, he decides to just throw himself off the cliff’s edge after Borch.

    He wakes up to his twenty-first attempt.

    “Fuck.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    700
    Kudos:
    11523
    Bookmarks:
    2271
    Hits:
    64253

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Bookmark types
Submit

Pages Navigation