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    Do you ever just think, like, if you hear one of these sentences out of context when you wake up, and you'd just be like, how is that gonna come up today?

     

    Every morning, each person wakes up to a random sentence of their soulmate's inked into their forearm.

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    "Convince Schlatt and Carson that you’re a bard, and you’ll be able to come with us. Unless you’d rather stay here, in this boring dump of a town,” Ted raised an eyebrow.

    Wilbur thought about his fourteen siblings. Any of the ones who were still at home could take his place. [...]

    “I’ll do it,” Wilbur decided.
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    Wilbur finally has the opportunity to pursue his dream of becoming a famous hero, but it all rides on his ability to (with the help of a horse named Ted) convince his idols that he's able to use magic.
    Join Wilbur Soot, a young man who has suddenly discovered that he has a talent for magic, Sir Carson, a hero with a secret, and Schlatt, a semi-powerful goat demon that for some reason follows Carson around, as they attempt to become famous heroes again all the while uncovering a plot to overthrow King Jordan.
    And follow Charlie Blackthorn, a sorcerer rejected by his villainous family for not being evil enough, who alongside his cousin Pyrocynical departs to a become villain worthy of the Blackthorn name... or perhaps discover that he was meant to walk another path.

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    if you were to ask wilbur if he considered himself an attention whore, he would be lying if he said no.

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    wilbur masturbates. that's it.

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    Jimmy Donaldson had everything he could dream of. At only 21, he had fame, money, influence, and a job he loved. With his friends and 30 million supporters, he assumed he would be secure for the rest of his life. Right? If only life just worked how we want it to.

    For his association in bringing PewDiePie back to power on YouTube and his active protesting against D-Company's take over of the Indian government, he ended up being captured for three weeks until a deal was made. 90 percent of video proceeds would go straight to D-Company and he wouldn't talk bad about them ever again. If he didn't keep his mouth shut and follow-through, his friends, his family, PewDiePie himself would be killed. Scared and paranoid, he didn't let a word spill of his time in India. But of course, he couldn't keep things quiet forever.

    Fast forward to now. Jimmy is homeless, starving and alone; praying it will all pass him by. But as the storm approaches, everything seems to grow darker. Even if a light comes to guide him before the walls close in they may still be too late. They may have still broken the beast...

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    'A love letter'... how silly for him too think that it was just that.

    Wilbur brought it up to his face again, his smile long since turned to a furious frown. He couldn't help the way his free hand tightened into a fist as he read the letter once more.

     

    "I have Pee Dog.
    He is safe... For Now.
    You have until Midnight 15th January to give me the Dragon Egg you stole from us or he will be executed.

     

    Glory to the AE."

     

    He felt rage ripple through him once again.

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    "And- not even close! if you wish to defeat me, train for another million years."

    In a world where 20% of the population has supernatural powers called quirks, a villain is terrorizing the people of the United States.

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    Wilbur loves being British. Not in the shitty faux-patriotic sense, not in the gimmicky tea-and-crumpets way, but because it's a part of him (and nowadays, a part of his brand). When everything goes to shit, however, it's just a small small island in the middle of a big big sea.

    Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is but a dream...

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    The Earth just exploded. To try and bring the human race back into existence after its mistakes, an unknown entity or "God" decides to pick a random human to rewrite history since the 1980s. That human happens to be Wilbur Soot.

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    In order to understand the gravity of Schlatt’s experience at TwitchCon, it is important to know a few key facts.

    1. Schlatt is 19. He just turned 19 in November.

    2. Schlatt still has yet to present, an event which usually occurs around age 16.

     

    These two facts would eventually become his undoing, and very soon after, his reformation.

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    peacefully, he attempts to destroy this forced alliance.

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    Wilbur makes a bet with a guy he meets at a college party. This bet might be the biggest mistake of his entire life.

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    The land rests easy. Conflict is infrequent, technology advances by the day and a tenuous truce has been formed between the races. For the most part, the famous adventurers of old have been replaced - by magical celebrities, by the protective rangers and most of all by peace.

    That is until a half-elf, a human, a probable second and an irritable eldritch demigod walk into a bar. It sounds like the start of a bad joke, and it is, but more importantly? It's only the catalyst for an asinine and essential eight-man quest that none of them will ever forget.

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    baby, you're the end of June

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    A muffled voice sounded from the background, murky and faint as it if was drifting through swirling water. “Give us your name and info, and tell us everything.”

    A pause.

    “My name is Jonathan Schlatt. I’m 5’9 and turned 25 in August, and I weigh 168 pounds. I… I own a company named Schlatt and Co, and I started it about a year ago with my best friend, Connor...”

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    "so. we're in a bit of a bind, i won't lie." schlatt steeples his hands under his chin, drinks in the sight of wilbur's bandage and repeats himself distantly. "a little bit of a bind."

    signature smirk overshadowed by concern, cooper turns from his analysis to face them.

    "understatement of the year. welcome back to the land of the living, will - we're in hot fuckin' water."

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    things are looking grim in 2049, and wilbur soot is newly employed. something's stirring in the depths of the affectionately nicknamed symp city, and after a breathtakingly stupid sequence of events it becomes his job to figure out what. you'd think balancing fragile gang politics and his growing online presence would be enough to deal with, and yet...

    in a world of impossible feats, intricate conspiracies and some downright pretentious twats, our hero just can't catch a break. armed with only a winning smile and unimaginable genetic power, wilbur's been thrown headfirst into the kind of salient conspiracy that threatens everyone left on a corrupt and dying planet.

    so really, what's new?

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    An imagining of New Milo's perspective throughout the Skyblock Randomizer adventure. What did he think of the world he found himself in, and how did Wilbur's feelings and actions change things for him? Here's my way of answering those questions.

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    Just an SMPLive Hunger Games AU type thing I wrote based on a dream.
    Warning for gore and graphic description of death.

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    names have more power than you think.

    [smplive story]

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    therein lies the answer.

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