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    Dark found them, he's brought them together under one roof, he's offered them all the same protection from some unknown threat. But they're all strange, unique people and other troubles are not far behind.
    How long can Dark really keep them safe?

    Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Matpat, and Natewantstobattle egos, but Not As You Know Them

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    176/?
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    Sequel to Picking Up Strays. I highly recommend reading that one first.

    Author has been granted his second chance at life, but he didn't want it in the first place. Still tormented by the eyes of The Audience, he must find a way to work through his own feelings of helplessness and decide if he's truly as helpless as he seems... or if there is a chance to change his life for the better.

    Also starring: Egos who are struggling with the issues they have with their creators.

    (tags will be added as needed)

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    37/?
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    Wilford would never admit it to others because to admit to emotion to his subordinates would be a weakness.

    Edward Iplier wouldn't say he was possessive, per se, but he was definitely protective.

    Darkiplier could never afford to show the preference he had for his lovely bodyguard, not in front of others at least.

    Google had been taken with Chase from the moment the pair had met, only falling more in love as more time went on.

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    It's Y/N's lucky day! Yan has decided that they are going to be her senpai for the month! (I might have to change this summary later, it's pretty bad and vaguer than I would like it to be gfjgdfghf)

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    Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, Dean, and Sam travel the country and try to stop the apocalypse. Set in season 4 and on.

    Or-

    Mark was wandering around his house, Chica close behind as he looked around. He had a weird feeling, a tingle up his spine. Like when it’s about to rain or when someones staring at you. Most people are nigh always wrong when they feel like they where being stared at, but Mark just couldn’t brush the feeling off. Even after night passes over the whole house he still felt that off-putting paranoia. And as time moved on, as the sky started to get lighter, he started to become more and more nervous.

    He heard sirens, the tell tail cause of destruction, rushing to his house and skidding to a stop. He sat still, held his breath, and waited. He gave Chica a pet when she woofed beside him, feeling his anxiety. When there was no knock on his door after a while he slowly stood from the chair and looked out the window.

    His neighbor had been murdered.

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    Ava had known Mark for as long as she can remember, which isn’t very long. She lost her Memory. Her entire life changes when she robs a museum and is introduced to someone from her past. Someone who has very good taste in suits.

    (Basically this is my atempt of giving Y/N a character and connecting A Heist With Markiplier, A Date With Markiplier, and Who Killed Markiplier together in a cohesive story. Spoilers for all series.) (The story turns into a " Y/N gets to meet all the egos and live in the manor" fic in later chapters.

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    6/?
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    Y/N wakes in the middle of someone's lawn, with no memories except their nightmare the night before. A murder, a mirror, and a grey face. What did it all mean?

    Or: Gender neutral reader meets and interacts with Markiplier's egos. But Dark is acting strange. Stranger than usual, that is.

    NOW AVAILABLE ON WATTPAD, GO CHECK OUT THE VERY AWESOME POGGERS COVER THAT I MADE FOR IT!

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    33
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    Bing doesn't know who they are, where they came from, or why they're now riding passenger in his systems with him. But he does know one thing-- he was designed to help people. And that's what he's going to do.

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    4/?
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    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Actor Mark has captured almost every ego except for Darkiplier and Wilford. Y/N has been hiding in the manor with them both. They eventually leave to find one of the most dangerous murderer in the city. Y/N is slightly terrified and confused on why they need to seek out another murderer. Dark explains to y/n why yan is very important to their freedom. They eventually find her and start talking to her.

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    Nearly two weeks before Valentine's Day, and everyone has something they need to get done. Chase just wants to learn how to paint nails for his girls. Bing just wants to introduce his best friend to the newest ego at the Iplier Manor. Elliot just wants to settle into the Iplier Manor and be himself, chipped black nails and all. Somewhere along the way, Bing accidentally plays matchmaker with his two best friends. The Septics and Ipliers watch in vague bemusement as shenanigans occur.

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    5/?
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    Dark was a hermit of a prince, leaving his chambers only when necessary so he could study and practice his magic. Expectations for him to succeed his father and marry are at an all-time high. And when all he's done in the past is shoot down bride after bride, dowry after dowry, the dating pool shrinks even more. The prince simply isn't interested... or so they thought. Or so Dark himself thought.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    35
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Mark Fischbach, or Markiplier, has played a variety of characters not just on his own channel, but on friends' channels as well. When you hear the word "egos," chances are Mark, or his characters, is the first image to come to mind.

    His egos have gotten pretty popular and are well-known across multiple corners of the internet. Fans have even dedicated social media accounts to these egos.

    But now, Mark's egos have taken on lives of their own.

    This guide will teach you about those egos, and what to do should you ever come into contact with them.

    Important: There are egos that will not hesitate to [REDACTED], so approach them with extreme caution.

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    4/?
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    My head-cannons for the egos!

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    6/?
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    Jacksepticeye and his egos get sent to Sanders Side's universe. They're gonna be stuck there for a while.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Wilford’s just having a normal day, well as normal as he can have, when reality decides it’s time to visit the doctor’s again.

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    17
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    6
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    The Ipliers are a well-known crew of ‘Pirates’ and one day, they accidentally catch a Siren named Anti. After a promise of guiding them to a large collection of gold in return for a safe release, the Pirates and Sirens are in for a strange change in their lives

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    20,290
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    110
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    122
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    6
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    I'm a leader in the lighter cult, and i love to write short stories. so why not post them. we have a whole spectrum of characters and one's from fandoms are not the cannon versions of the characters.[ ex. our Celine is not the cannon Celine] anyway, have fun, don't like then scroll, and ye- enjoy.

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    5/?
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    A collection of drabbles set in my Strays verse featuring everyone's favorite egos!

    (tags will be added as needed)

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    English
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    1,779
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    32
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    323
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    What to expect:
    -The Septiceyes consider each other brothers, Anti becomes one of them whether he likes it or not
    -Dark and Anti are gay as fuck
    -Wilford angst
    -Dantistache because it's great
    -Antistache, possibly Darkstache

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    English
    Words:
    6,305
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    395
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    I will give this story a proper title later.
    A Darkstache Royalty AU. Dark and Wilford marry in order to bring peace between their two kingdoms.
    This was originally one of the stories I wrote for Darkstache week, but I fell in love with the plot so I decided to extend it.

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    English
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    3,059
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    226

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