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    Eskel and Jaskier exchange kisses and words while waiting for Geralt to return back to camp.

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    Eskel has fallen head over heels for Jaskier, and is taking him to Kaer Morhen for the winter. However, there is trepidation and mistrust on the part of the other witchers. Can Jaskier break through their frosty exteriors?

    This is an AU where Jaskier is a sex worker who goes by Dandelion.

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    “I want Daddy,” Jaskier wails.

    Vesemir leaves for a supply run, and Jaskier has a nasty drop.

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    “If they fuck as well as you do, and I’m sure that they do, then I don’t see a problem.”

    Geralt shakes his head. “Not that. When I said I’ll be sharing you with them, it means that the three of us will be fucking you. Together. We will ruin you, Jas.”

    ~

    Jaskier the Bard walked so that Jaskier the Witchers' Whore could run.

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    The first year, Jaskier came as Geralt's guest, sharing the White Wolf's room and bed, but it didn't take long for that to change.

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    Vesemir was old not dead, like a fine wine he just got better with age.
    His baby knew this and let the old wolf take his pleasure with his body.
    But one wolf won't be enough for this Omega.

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    this started as a dirty Daddy kink one shot and then I figured why not fuck all the wolves.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Just some drabbles that come to me, most are song inspired. Enjoy!
    Probably going to be a lot of whump, but also some crack.

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    As Jaskier’s first Winter in Kaer Morhen draws to a close they are forced to realize that this year won’t be the same.

    A storm is brewing in Cintra and Nilfgaard is edging closer to the city every day.

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    Jaskier is tired of waiting for Geralt's apology, so when another witcher brings word that Geralt is finally ready, well, Jaskier isn't quite so amenable to accept it. Instead, he finds himself traveling with Lambert, a son of bitch, and complete bastard that still manages to make Jaskier feel happier than he has in ages. When the time comes, will he reconcile with Geralt, or move on?

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    Jaskier has to admit that while this is not the lowest he’s been, it’s…not his best, either. 

    Jaskier meets Vesemir in a no-name tavern. Fun (and filthy) adventures ensue.

    Mind the tags, y'all - this is porn.

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    Jaskier se blízce seznámí s Geraltovými bratry ve zbrani. Velmi blízce.

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    "Sir witcher!!! We need your help! Our people have been disappearing! I just them saw the things take a while family! A husband, wife and young child!"
    "My good witcher!! Thank you so much for saving me! How can I ever reply you?!"
    "I want those two. And any other kids you have at home."
    "Take the bitch and runt. I just get the house to myself!"
    "Please don't hurt us!"
    "I'm wont hurt you like him. It's okay. It's me, Ma."

    On the way to Kaer Morhen for the winter, Lambert happpens upon a contract. He doesn't expect a reunion.

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    It happens because Geralt is drunk.

    Jaskier expects laughs with their deliberate misuse of Gwent games. He gets more than he bargains for.

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    in which, after a long hunt with his brother, eskel winds up in a strange threesome with geralt's mouthy bard. it's not the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

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    There was a knot hole, at the back of the stable that Jaskier hadn't noticed before. A large knot hole... about waist height.

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    Geralt, Eskel and Lambert play a game of Hunt the Bard through the forest surrounding Kaer Morhen, where to the victor go the spoils. And then everyone else gets some of the spoils as well.

    Jaskier is their faux-unwilling prey and leads them on a merry chase (or so he would like you to believe).

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    While wintering in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier gets writers block. The wolves help him out.

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    It’s basically an excuse to write Jaskier being Witchersexual. Blame Rawrkinjd and Round_Robin again

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    “I’m but a mere human,” he says, theatrically collapsing into a very plush chair nearby. “I cannot handle that amount of excitement, Yennefer.”

    She stops rearranging things near the hearth to give him an unconvinced look. “You probably killed that guard. And I have it on good authority that you’ve threatened more than one Witcher with that dagger you’re always carrying.”

    Jaskier grins. Yennefer huffs and rolls her eyes.

    Jaskier has always followed his gut feelings, to great success; this one leads him to Yennefer in trouble.

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