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    I mainly just wanted to write something about what the Fall was like for Crowley. This was for extra credit at school, which I got a 100 for.

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    Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.

    A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.

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    Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)

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    It's Fell the Marvelous' awaited debut performance on the West End. He has his marksman, his turnips, and things appear to be going as planned—that is, until said marksman does the one thing he was supposed to avoid.

    Not missing.

    (or: the bullet catch goes wrong, and due to a tiny technicality, crowley's afraid aziraphale is gone for good. this is the moment, the hours leading up to it, and the aftermath. and crowley—for the first time in quite a while—is well and truly alone.)

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    Crowley has been talking to Her for as long as he can remember existing, and She’s never answered before, but he’s never needed it like he does now. Not even when he Fell. So this time, this time She needs to listen. This time She needs to give him something.

    She’s forsaken him, he knows that. He got the message loud and clear a long time ago. But not Aziraphale, She hasn’t forsaken him yet. She can’t abandon him now.

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    Aziraphale is dying. In a moment of desperation, Crowley strikes a bargain with God.

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    “Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”

    “We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.

    “Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”

    Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.

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    Uh, this is fucked up dude, but I’m sharing these because I’m an attention whore and will take literally anything I can get. Also like be prepared some of this might be kinda traumatic idk

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    He had been made of love once. Of stardust and void and dark matter, hair the flame of a breathing sun, wings spun out of light and worship.

    Crowley remembers the weight of it in his chest, the lightness in his smile, how effortlessly he could get lost within his creations and dissolve into a star brighter than any of them. Oh, how he burned while drowning in them, the heat a soft caress brushing over his skin, an embrace rivalling the grace pulsating where a heart would be.

    All he had wanted was an eternity in an infinite universe—his universe—and then all of it came crashing down.

    or: A story about love, loss, chasing feelings that have been irreparably destroyed, and the importance of touch.

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    “We’ve already had the Apocalypse That Wasn’t rather recently. Why are they trying again?”

    And this is the gold star question, isn’t it? Why is Heaven doggedly pursuing a policy of Earthly destruction when it worked out so well the last time? Crowley knows full well that between the Archangels, they don’t have a scintilla of a brain cell between them, rather a celestial harmonic version of the Wii Shop music playing on repeat in their empty, empty skulls. The Metatron, though…

    The Metatron is a different calibre of angel, a class unto his own. The Voice of God, he is supposed to be, the only angel with the authority to hear the All-Mighty’s Word and relay Her message to the rest of the Heavenly Host.

    Crowley wonders about that, as he wonders about a lot of things.

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    Crowley had issues with many things in his life. Hell continuously bothering him. Heaven continuously bothering him. His Bentley refusing to play anything but unrequited love songs. God being a silent motherfu-

    But he can't do anything about that. So instead, he decides to focus on the thing he can control.

    How many spots his plants have decided to grow today.

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    Or Crowley is very angry and also very very in love. He can't do anything about that though (nothing that wouldn't require critical thinking, anyway), and God won't answer his phone calls, so instead he's going to yell at his plants.
    Or or, The three times people asked Crowley why he yelled at his plants, and the one time he answered. 3+1 Fic.

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    Aziraphale was too late. Crowley steps into the holy water and dies.

    Alternate ending set after chapter three of 'Who wants to life forever?'

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    He had been careening, hopeless, uncontrolled, thousands of years in the falling. It was inevitable that he was going to hit the ground eventually. Every fall must end this way. There is no other ending. // Fire-angel, before the start of the universe, before the word nebula and breathtaking, turning to Aziraphale in a void of gentle unworld; and then, all of creation, drifting before him, so beautiful as to seem absurd. It faded to nothing when they had smiled, sheltering Aziraphale from the blazing hails of comets with a simple outstretched white wing.

    Or: Crowley is angry. Aziraphale is disillusioned. Heaven is horrible, though that's nothing new. The two of them find each other, again, again.

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    Crowley is mourning after the events of season 2, he comes close to taking drastic measures, Azira finally comes back and Crowley, almost immediately, takes him back.

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    Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?

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    It's been 10 years since Crowley died, and Aziraphale has mourned for every single minute.
    It's also been 10 years since Aziraphale died, and Crowley, up in the stars, has done the same.
    To God's chagrin, neither is aware of the other's continued existence.

    Sick and tired of grief big enough to end a universe, She sends them both on a trip through their old haunts, hoping they'll meet. All is as well and good as possible until something happens to Aziraphale, and a grieving Crowley must unknowingly come to his rescue.

    Includes musings on existence, gentle, warm flashbacks, demonic heists of a homosexual nature, God in slippers, asshole Gabriel, tearful reunions, the inherent tenderness of loving someone ever so much, and, through all the sorrow, a very happy ending.

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    Feeling had always been interesting for Aziraphale, one of the most interesting parts of having a corporal form, he would tell you if asked. Of course, he wasn't plagued with as much sensorial capacity as most humans, but he still could feel things, which were most wonderful.

    Heaven, of course, is a place of pure capacity and competence, so there is no need for frivolous things such as the soft texture of the paper under the angel's fingertips, or the slight perfume of fresh dirt that accompanied a certain demon.

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    "I'm a demon! I'm not even supposed to love for Satan's sake!", he said into the empty Bentley as his plants shook with fear in the back of the car.

    If Crowley had been more among the demons he would have noticed how this sentence wasn't even the slightest bit true. Demons do, in fact, love, they love very much, it's just that their love is very different from the mandatory love that plagued angels. Demons also have the tendency to express their love through actions that are very similar to violence and rage, so I can understand how that got Crowley confused.

     

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    Aziraphale and Crowley need to figure some things out, they get a little help along the way.

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    The Bentley (and Crowley) have a breakdown on the M4.

    Post season 2, taking place just where the show leaves off.

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    They go crazy at a brigde and start to party with drugs>

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    They say that Death is the oldest and most powerful of the four horsepeople, that Death has been around for longer than the others and will remain long after they’re gone. But that isn’t true. Death’s and War’s “human” bodies formed when Cain spilled the red blood of his brother. But War existed before that, in Heaven, She was the red of the sparks made when swords clashed together, She was the red of the blood mixed with stardust, and She was the red of the Hellfire that consumed over a third of the heavenly host. And when humanity is gone, and only angels remain, there will be no more need for Death. Angels have no souls to take. But it’s unlikely that they will ever stop fighting, that they will ever know how.

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    With a wild head of curls and a bright smile, Lillian Davis walked through the halls of Hawkins High with nothing but kindness in her heart and pep in her step. She was known to most kids as the Jesus freak senior that lived in the trailer park, or the dorky equipment manager of the cheer squad. Lily didn't mind what was said about her, she knew that if she stayed true to herself and her faith nothing could go wrong.

    But when Lily witnesses the horrific murder of Chrissy Cunningham she begins to question everything she thought she knew. The devil was alive and well in Hawkins, Indiana- but he surely couldn't do that, could he?

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    You've read it before. Crowley's struggling to save kids from the Great Flood, and then Aziraphale swoops in.

    Not so surprisingly, this does not hurt the situation at all.

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