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    What sets an Angel apart from Heaven, or a Demon apart from Hell? Ethereal and occult alike (for Demons are but fallen Angels, originally cut from the same cloth), Angels were designed to follow directions, to never waver, to never make a choice. Good little soldiers, all in a row, Angels and Demons are alike in so many ways. And for most of them, on both sides of the divide, that is enough. They know their place in the Cosmos, and they occupy it with a vengeance.

    An Angel and a Demon are not intended to have Free Will. Free Will leads to questions, what-ifs and why-fors, and an imagination. An imagination is a dangerous thing for an Angel or a Demon to have, for they can imagine a future where the world doesn’t end, a future of “our side” and “traitor” and burning cars that don’t explode and a body swap that shouldn’t be possible. Imagination is as good as a miracle where an Angel and a Demon are concerned.

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    A re-imagining of Hell via Milton's Paradise Lost, using my favourite characters from Good Omens. No knowledge of either work is particularly necessary.

    The Fall from Heaven was bad enough, but the ongoing foundation of Hell is both bloody and highly political. Hastur is forced into a pivotal position in Satan's struggle for leadership, and his scheming second, Beelzebub, intends to use him to full advantage for zir own power grab. Ligur tries to protect 'his' Hastur and their relationship develops after the memory loss that came with Hastur's Fall.

    Meanwhile up in Heaven/Eden all is not well, as Gabriel fights his corner and Hell do their best to make some trouble.

    Demon O/Cs all over the place and lots of politics and political allegory - sinister plots, violent actions, and general skulduggery. A little about relationships, but no smut and the focus is more visceral and political than anything else.

    This is kind of set in the same world as my stories: 'Twelve Years Ago' and 'Hell of A Game' - but is a different sort of story set well before either and is entirely stand-alone. I'm indulging my worldbuilding side here quite a lot.

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    9/?
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    Raphael confronts his fellow Archangels over them not telling him the truth and gets angry at the excuses he's given.
    Meanwhile, Asmodeus is in a very messed-up state, both physically and mentally, so Astaroth accompanies her sibling to Raphael for a healing session.
    Long story short, everything is chaotic and the WTF-itude reaches a whole new level.

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    7/?
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    Ineffable dorks but now they're humans :0
    Ok this is my first Good omens fic so yea
    Crowley and Aziraphale meet at a bar but I'm not gonna tell u how.
    I know.
    I'm ~evil~
    You'll hav to actually read my fic
    HAHAHAHAHAAA
    New chapter every Monday!!!!

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    After the Armageddon that wasn't, an Archangel and a demon are tasked with cleaning up the mess Aziraphale and Crowley made and planning for the next apocalypse. But maybe they don't have to wait too long for their plans to come to fruition...

    Something is brewing in Monson, Maine. Something big. Motorcycles, holy water, hellfire, and maybe some romance.

    In the midst of it all are Aziraphale and Crowley, once again dining at the Ritz.

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    It’s Christmas time on the Earth that Beelzebub and Gabriel have been all but magically bound to in their plight to protect and save a mortal child they've become accidentally attached to.

    They still endeavor to go through with their plans, being at the stage to ensure no negative effects last on the baby, that the escapees don’t make another attempt on their Life, and that they are healthy. However, it is Christmas time. And that means angels have a lot of work to do on the ground.

    Leaving Beelzebub to zir own devices and issues...

    It ends in fireworks.

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    3/3
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    The Archangel Gabriel and the Demon Prince Beelzebub have come to an agreement: that they want more and they'll do what they have to to get it.

    But what do they actually want?

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    2/2
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    The antichrist has just been delivered, and Crowley has to explain why he was seen with Aziraphale. His answer? Geese.

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    1/1
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    Two people desperately in love with the idea of being in love and so very scared of it in their own ways.

    Also known as the Serendipity-AU-no-one-asked-for-that-I-didn't-know-I-was-writing-cause-I've-never-actually-seen-the-movie.

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    Heaven and Hell must once again join forces to bring order back to Earth and deal with renegade Damned souls that have broken from their bonds in Hell.

    This brings two ethereal beings back into the other's lives, further intertwining their fates together.

    Old faces plague the two and secrets are piling up just as quickly as bodies on the battlefield. This joint effort will bring new issues to the duo as they try to figure out how to handle their sordid arrangement.

    Gabriel, always trying to be the best at everything, included his union to his infernal counterpart, is concerned over zir well-being but subsequently driving Beelzebub to madness. And Beelzebub is grappling with zir duties to Hell, zir obligations to Lucifer, and dealing with what the Prince knows ze are not supposed to have. And as a proud demon and the embodiment of Gluttony ze are beginning to find zirself further confused and suffocating and Damning zirself for even thinking of such a thing.

    Please know that this fic is mostly just angst and pain with a bit of fluff thrown in.

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    41/?
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are back together again, but at what cost? Agents of Heaven and Hell are on their trail, chasing after the crew of the Golden Angel as they search for the components of a powerful spell to make everyone forget about their forbidden love. With newfound friends and old enemies, an angel and a demon set out for adventure on the Shadow Seas... With no less than the fate of the world at stake!

    (Updates every OTHER Monday and Friday. So twice a week, off a week. Fic complete, in editing.)

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    Gabriel never went Downstairs, but today, he wanted to surprise his friend, Beelzebub by his visit.
    He soon started to regret his decision.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale may be immortal, but that doesn't stop the nightmares -both real and dreamed- from plaguing them.

    Less of a 5+1 and more of a 6+2+1

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    — Возможно. Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    — Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    — А ты нет? — тихо спросил Азирафель.
    — О, — Кроли моргнул. — Эм… Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эм…
    — В самом деле, — ответил Ангел.
    Благослови его Господь.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    What strange alchemy is this, you ponder, that brings together two such disparate fandoms and mashes them together like an over-enthusiastic child with their Play-Doh, thinking they're going to make a pretty new magenta color but finding instead that what they've made is offal-brown mush instead? What could possibly be contained herein, that makes this a worthy read? Could there be adventures? Silliness? Romance of at least four different flavors? Unspeakable violence? Aliens? Meta narratives? Utter obliteration of the fourth wall? Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey canonical weirdness?

    The answer is yes. Yes there is.

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    After the not-pocolips, Aziraphale and Crowley settle down and get married. Life is good until they start getting sick. Then, Crowley meets some humans that are too curious...

    Please read tags! This takes a very wild, potentially dangerous twist!

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    18/?
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    The traitors are enjoying life after Armageddon't on a beautiful sprawling estate, showing up the historical fashion humans with their historically accurate duds.

    Two Bureaucrats are doing the same, trying to enjoy their own lives that they've made up.

    Shenanigans ensured.

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    “I just…woke up like this,” Crowley explained, in what was probably supposed to be a casual voice. “Definitely a curse. Probably one of those angels, thwarting and all, you know how they are.”

    “An angel.” Pinching zir nose, Beelzebub tried not to imagine the foolish way she was probably grinning. “And by pure coinczzidenzze, this angel juszzt happened to make you completely inviszzible on the day of your department budget review?”
    --
    A mysterious curse that Crowley DEFINITELY didn't cast on herself makes her invisible for a day! What sort of trouble can she get into? Or get her angel out of?

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    1/1
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    14
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    57
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    14
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    283
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    Inspired by a prompt on Twitter: https://twitter.com/onelastunicorn/status/1386292086815825921

    If angels can walk on water, how did Aziraphale manage to lie down in the bathtub?

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    24
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    61
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    10
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    261
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    Gabriel and Beelzebub have had their own clandestine meetings that neither Heaven nor Hell know about.

     

     

    Edited because the first time it did not publish with SPACING! and I have no clue why.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    429

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