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    Porn captions of celebrities, characters, influencers, public figures etc.

    There are varying themes throughout but maledom and dubcon content will pop up a good bit. I try to keep my stuff tonally light but those topics can supersede tone.

    Disclaimer: misogyny is bad and clear consent is very important in real life. This is just dumb, porn logic nonsense and all purely fictional and not reflective of my actual views of the world. Also, all pics/gifs will be 18+. If I write about a character that isn't 18+ in canon, I will be aging them up/going by the actors' age.

    I have a running short story collection (https://archiveofourown.org/works/35268832) but have started to write enough captions that I think it justifies separating them out into their own thing.

    I will be releasing them in groups as "chapters". Multi part "stories" will get their own chapters; otherwise, I will just post a chunk of them as a chapter whenever I have 8 or 10 ready to publish.

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    11/?
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    Brie Larson joins the MCU. Prequel to 'On Set With The Marvels'

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    Not your normal mate story. See how Ally's and Normani's relationship grow throughout the holiday season. Ally is a witch. Normani is a vampire. Them two meeting set in motion many events that would change their loves forever. Family secrets, lies, and betrayals are revealed.

    Normani g!p

    More chapters on wp @CaptainDownBitch

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    31/?
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    - Как ты тут, без меня?
    - Ко мне клеился чувак в кофейне, - немедленно слил всё Крис, хотя собирался помолчать.
    - А ты что? - вкрадчиво спросил Куинто, положив тяжёлую руку на талию.
    - А что я?! Зак, ну ты видел, как я реагирую на флирт. Помню, Джон однажды улёгся на диван, полуголый и томный, как одалиска. Подпёр голову рукой и смотрит на меня. А я возьми и ляпни: «Если б тебе приделать сиськи первого размера…
    - «Ты был бы точно, как девы у Микеланджело», - закончил Зак, хихикая. - Вот так и не сложилось у вас с Гроффом. Жалость-то какая!

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    18/?
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    You're a photographer for the Avatar cast, and have been since the beginning. You grew up with them on cast, and became close with Jack Champion specifically. You guys have always been touchy and hung out, but never acted like more than friends, and he's never shown interest in you, at least that you know of. One day you have to do a night time photoshoot for a new magazine. You have the cast come in during the evening and when you finish up, an unexpected turn of events happens, and Jack asks you to dinner.

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    Your friend who has never seen the movie, describes what a scene might look like.

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    Who will get top billing in the next Avengers movie? To answer this, the MCU cast must play a game of Musical Chairs.

    Hosted by Bruce Campbell, and featuring Brie Larson, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Elizabeth Olsen, Tessa Thompson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Karen Gillan, Paul Rudd, Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana, Oscar Isaac and Benedict Wong.

    Who will win in this intense game?

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    ** 18+ **

    Gabriella Scott is a 25 years old woman living in New York City who is extremely independent. She just got her education degree from NYU, she always had that dream of becoming a teacher. After the sudden loss of her father, Dr. Scott and the shit show it triggered between her family, she decided to move across the country to escape her problems instead of dealing with them. She had been considering moving to California for years now. She rarely goes out of her comfort zone, which consist of staying home and ignoring everybody, even her best of friends. She loves them though.

    Sebastian Stan is a 35 years old man, pure New Yorker, lived there his whole life. Coming from an extremely wealthy and loving family, it's not surprising he's so successful in life. He is a man of his charm, everybody loves Stan but he certainly isn't perfect though. He is extremely excessive and impulsive, in all aspects of his life. He is quite the socialite, always busy, he barely even has time to sleep. Sebastian is now the CEO of his family's financial firm on Wall Street. He graduated from Harvard about 10 years ago.

    Opposites attract...

     
    Wattpad @Yukiiisnow !
    Enjoy 💕

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    12/?
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    In film lingo the money shot is a crucial moment pinpointing the ultimate climax of the action/plot/story. In pornos, it's when a male actor gets his rocks off. In this case it's a scene I wrote before I started the story itself, a gigantic impossible meeting of big film bravado and the pathetic limitations of the written word, a point in time that the entire plot has been building toward with no clue how to actually get there.

    I always entertained a fairly balanced desire for my work to hit the big screen with an anxious panic that one day it might actually happen and someone would have to figure out how to adapt a ridiculous mess into a cohesive film or set of episodes. The drunken stumble toward the finish line - the closing chapter that wraps it all up - is forever both the bane and the high point of every writer's life and none of us will tell you that getting there is the fun part. Getting there is messy and stressful and has made many a creator consider needlepoint as an alternative, but in the end, when it works out...sometimes it all ends up worth it.

    This is the tale of what happened when it happened. Fictionally, of course. Pure indulgence. This is by request by the way, so don't blame me.

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    Chris Evans was taken by surprise by his wife at his company while trying to deflect the new secretary's advances.

    Scarlett believes in her husband's innocence in flirting but that doesn't mean he's safe from punishment with the right to spanking.

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    Spock and You have a complicated friendship but things get worse when Khan betrays Captain Kirk and his crew. The Enterprise is in danger and you know what to do Spock on the other hand wont like it. (Based on my favorite Star Trek movie "Into Darkness)

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    原文作者:SuedeScripture
    原文地址:https://archiveofourown.org/works/2498375/chapters/5545952

    这是一个关于两个人如何走到一起并为了对方努力变得更好的故事。原文很长描写很细腻,是我自己非常喜欢的文了,强烈推荐大家去看原文。翻译这一篇的机缘是最近认识了同样很喜欢这对CP的朋友,让我萌生了产粮的想法。脑子里想到的第一篇文就是这篇YSMRR,只是因为这篇也已经是五年前的老文了,姑且抱着试一试的心态去问作者要了授权,没想到作者很快同意了,为了不辜负作者的美意我也会把文翻完的。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    21/25
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    4
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    when lizzie asks scarlett to audition with her, she can’t say no. jeremy and chris are looking for an adventure, flying by the seat of their pants and in it to win it. they're expecting new experiences, a shot at a million dollars, and one hell of a month.

    or the amazing race au where scarlett and lizzie are college best friends who just want to have fun, jeremy and chris are the driven firefighters who aren’t used to losing, and jeremy falls in love somewhere between france and tunisia.

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    15/15
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    The one with all the Tropes. Oh my god they were roommates. And there's only one bed. And it all gets out of hand.

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    3/?
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    James Corden has invited much of the Marvel family on James Corden’s Star Star Tour, the star tour that takes the stars on the tour. But, things don’t go as smoothly as you had wished—thanks to your massive crush on Tom Hiddleston. Your infatuation with the British actor may not have affected the whole tour if it weren’t for practically everyone there trying to set you two up.

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    During a play night with the MCU cast, things get more personal than you thought they would.

    (Please, do not read this story if you're triggered by any of the tags above).

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    你真的忘得了你的初恋情人吗?假如有一天你遇到了跟他长得一模一样的人,他真的就是他吗?还有可能吗?这是命运的宽容还是另一次不怀好意的玩笑?——《从开始到现在》

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    28
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    1,706
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    Часть 5, в которой Крис находит свое предназначение, Бен идет ва-банк, Дикая охота обзаводится новой гончей, а в Праге выпадает снег.

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    Comments:
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    lady with the red dress on
    i love to be your man
    and take you into my world
    ~ Lady With the Red Dress On by Snow

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