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    After getting his wisdom teeth removed, the Cardinal's diet becomes mostly applesauce. the former frontman, Terzo, isn't that comfortable with his retirement. do these mix? you tell me

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    Cos I used to 'specialise' in making incorrect quotes, I thought 'why not post them all on ao3 as well?

    Uploads daily!

    Quotes will vary in length and most of it's just a lot of fun. I will note whether it has manga spoilers at the beginning of every chapter.
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    Nagi: Sometimes, I drink milk straight out of the container
    Bachira: The cow???
    Nagi: What?
    Isagi: Bachira, W H Y?

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    Hamish is a great kisser. Hamish knows as much, because who knows more about Hamish, than Hamish?

    Apparently, Daisy does.

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    After the events of the spring fling - and a summer holiday full of apologies - the plastics and art freaks have formed one group. and, strangely, they get along very well.

    Janis can't entirely shake her discomfort with Regina but as the group gets closer and old feelings resurface... maybe that discomfort isn't exactly a bad thing?
    Regina on the other hand is struggling: back pain, new friends, change in routine, and, for some reason, she thinks she's falling for her ex-best friend... again.

    Or, the one where they all become bffs , Janis falls for Regina years after she swore she never would again, and Regina... Regina is just gay and confused tbh.

    or, the plastics and art freaks groupchat

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    Androssi Zahard, closing manager at up-and-coming fast food chain Zahard's, and her adventures in (mis-)management.

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    “You have shit taste”
    “Says the alcoholic”
    Ela wasn't sure how to feel or how to act but she knew for a fact that having a stalker who enabled her drinking wasn't the worst thing.

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    Mari Suzuki is 17 when her mother divorced her father and took her brother. Suddenly having left a void in their family, Mari wonders where she and her father had gone wrong as they continue to live their lives in the small town called Faraway.

    Sunny SZK is 18 when he'd been declared the Nation's sweetheart, or as they like to call him, sunshine, on live TV. He can see his mother behind the cameras and he flashes a smile, which gets thrown around social media for weeks. He's lived peacefully, but then an unusual message arrives in his inbox.

    tl;dr I make Mrs. Suzuki divorce her husband and take Sunny with her, somehow, that changes a lot.

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    My sister pointed out that the outfit descriptions in American Psycho sounded eerily detailed a la My Immortal. It all went downhill from there.

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    Клауд Страйф был старше большинства обычных кадетов, но в его голубых глазах горела сила тысячи мужчин.

    Первым (и Заку) предстоит выяснить, насколько Клауд на самом деле силен.

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    The boys individually discover an anonymous dating app called Bantr. Lando believes he's talking to a girl. Max knows he's talking to a man. Neither of them know who is on the other end...

    How the hell is this going to end?

    (I was gonna make this anonymous but idk how to so i gave up lol)

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    The Primordial Council had done their jobs since the beginning of time. Unfortunately, they don’t get the luxury of quitting. Perhaps a vacation would do. Harry seems to think so.

    The Tree of Life, The Looms of Fate and Destiny and the Master of Death.

    Some desires them, some wants to be them and yet, they themselves wants a vacation.

    Uchiha Obito, Destroyer and Saviour of the shinobi world, First Jinchuuriki of the Juubi.

    Zuko, Prince of the Fire Nation, the one who shaped his destiny.

    Yue, Princess of the Northern Water Tribe who accepted her Fate.

    Harry Potter, Chosen One, Boy-Who-Lived and the Saviour of the Wizarding World.

    When you put three hot-tempered entities and one braincell in an eternal room, they came up with ideas.

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    “Did you k—” He heaves, almost choking on a sudden breath. The movement of his lips causes the crust of dried blood in the corner of his mouth to crack. “Did you know that t–the NSA and Pentagram banned Furbies? They were seen as a security risk because they thought the Furbies could record conversations. Like spies.”

    Rosie, shoulders hunched, drenched in his blood, and needle in hand, paused in her stitching. She looked up at him, her expression exhausted. “Alastor, honey, you’re literally bleeding to death.”

    “I’ve experimented with this rumor myself with a 1998 Witch’s Cat I found in a dumpster. I’ve been secretly placing him in Husker’s room, but so far, no leads. All I’ve gained is Husker screaming at me after he caught me once.”

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    Alastor forcing everyone to listen to him talk about his hyperfixations through any means necessary.

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    sydney is sad. unfortunately, sydney is not a normal person. so instead of talking about it or whatever he starts playing fucking cookie clicker.

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    Let's get in the back of your cop car, officer
    You can ask me anything you want
    Anything, anything
    Playing Dangerous, Lana Del Rey

    Park Seonghwa, a struggling single father with a failed medical degree, gets more than he bargained for when he returns home to find his house broken in by a figure of his past, his new partner, and two criminals on the run.

    (Enter, Detective Jeong Yunho.)

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    Yellowjackets canon events formatted like reddit AITA posts because I'm bored

    (inspired by a bunch of blue lock fics)

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    (y/n) Lucius Black has returned to the UK's corner of the Wizarding World from America, more permanently now as Dumbledore has asked the youngest graduate of Hogwarts to work. Will the events of the past decade catch up to her? Will her parents decide their little charade too much? What lengths is her father willing to go to fix what never was?

    I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY PROPERTY THEREOF SUCH THINGS ARE OWNED BY J.K. ROWLING. I DO NOT ALINE MYSELF WITH THAT PERSON'S IDEOLOGY AND WILL MAKE EFORTS WITHIN THIS FIC TO MAKE THE MAGICAL WORLD MIRROR THE REALITY THAT THAT PERSON DISAGREES WITH. FAIR WARNING IT MIGHT GET WEIRD.

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    Fleeing from the Autobots after Scorponok failed to destroy the Earth, the two ex-commanders of Galvatron find themselves laying low on a little colony world... as street food vendors.

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    Despite himself, Shinsou panicked, quickly shifting his stance and placing a hand on his capture weapon, ready to dip and bail the hell out of here.

    Before the pink haired guy could open his mouth, Shinsou took that opportunity to speak through the lapse of silence. "Who are you?"

    "Oh! I'm Itadori Yuuji, who—" he froze, his smile collapsing into a blank face.

    The other two behind Itadori immediately looked alert, staring wide-eyed at their friend before turning to look warily at him.

    Or, Hitoshi Shinsou gets dropped kicked into JJK due to a quirk mishap with a supposedly one way dimensional trip. (BNHA x JJK)

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    Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.

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