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Alex and Wolf's civil partnership ceremony is an absolute disaster from start to finish.
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- Part 3 of Safe as Houses
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Stiles was never a boy scout but that didn't mean he didn't understand the concept of being prepared.
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The Secret of Midgard by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America, Thor (Movies), Secret of Kells (2009)
07 Nov 2012
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"What are you doing in MY forest?"
Now with pretty art!
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Bilbo is appropriately surprised the first time Thorin sits down next to him by the fire, but as time passes it becomes a habit for them. Always sitting together, often smoking, they spend many nights talking about everything from Bilbo's gardening to dwarvish tattoos. While not being entirely aware of it themselves, their relationship slowly but steadily changes.
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At first, John thought they were real, and he talked to them.
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Drifting by Velvedere
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Pacific Rim (2013)
01 Nov 2013
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Avengers/Pacific Rim crossover, involving Loki's first drift with Thor.
Inspired by this artwork: http://hele-pj.tumblr.com/post/58906166034/its-alright-my-darling-its-all-alright
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They Call Me Mellow Yellow ('Cause It's Not Easy Being Green) by intangible_girl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
29 Aug 2013
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"Okay, so, the problem is you get angry, you turn into the Hulk. Seems like you’ve got a pretty good handle on not turning when you don’t want to, so, that’s all good, but what about turning back? That seems more or less up to whenever the big guy’s decided he’s had enough, which could potentially be longer than we really need him for, am I right?"
Bruce frowned.
"And your idea on that is… weed."
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Michael and Gavin are going to have to think of a good excuse when they get to work. If they get to work, that is. (the one where Michael is a demanding little shit and Gavin doesn’t listen to a word he says.) Mostly PWP.
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I Hold My Regrets In One Arm And You In The Other by orphan_account
Fandoms: Football RPF
31 Aug 2014
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Mario's back and many things have changed. His love for Marco hasn't, if only he could find him.
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The Cavern of Time by MistressOfMalplaquet
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 Nov 2013
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Loki's mischief causes Natasha to disappear into the past. Now he must seek her through the ages in the Cavern of Time, before an old enemy reaches her first. Blackfrost.
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- Part 3 of Natasha of Asgard
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My cold, dead hands by SherlockianMystery
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
28 Oct 2013
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‘No.’
The sound was shocking in the silence, the guards unprepared for it, and it reverberated in a way that no other word ever had. -
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Harry's trying to figure out how to camouflage himself. Niall's not amused.
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One Direction is a band in the 60s and Harry falls for Louis but it's not that easy
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Teito Klein seemed like a normal teenage boy, normal enough considering he was a mysterious amnesiac found stranded in the desert under even more mysterious circumstances. So why were the forces of Darkness, from the scum of the shadows to the vessel of the Death Lord himself after him?And how will his protector keep him safe when he himself is the biggest threat to his life?
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Pretty much just shameless smut. Harry riles Louis up so he decides to show Harry who's really the boss.
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A little dialogue between Tony, Steve, and little Peter very early Saturday morning.
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- Part 2 of Avenger Kids AU
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Derek is glad that he and Stiles are fuck buddies, really. So he wants more than that. So what? It's not like what he wants is important.
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Prompt: meeting by accident after two years.
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The one where Liam has a stutter and zero self confidence, and Zayn has a carefully controlled temper (also starring Louis and Harry as that disgustingly-in-love couple and Niall as the only straight guy around, apparently).
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Elvis is Scott's favourite singer. So it's not really Isaacs fault when his songs show up throughout their relationship. From beginning to new beginning, The King has helped them along the way. Thanks, Elvis.
(Four times in which an Elvis song comes on and fluff and/or smut happens). Why? Cause Elvis.
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Prompt: "Snape finds that some of the poorer Slytherin parents have named him guardian of their children should anything happen to them. Now they're dead, and he's saddled with the kids. Meanwhile, Lupin recovers only to learn that some of the werewolves have left orphans with no one to look after them but him. [...] Considering the political climate, neither of them trusts the Ministry."
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20 Feb 2024
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Lupin said, "Some would call it romantic."
"Some would call it pitiful," Snape said bitterly.
"Some would count themselves fortunate," Lupin insisted, "to earn even a fraction of such devotion."
Snape hesitated, and then he lightly kissed Lupin's cheek. "I don't know if I can love you," he said, "but devotion? Devotion doesn't require love."
HI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!! DEVOTION, YOUR HONOR !!?!??!!!??!!!!!!
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devil's gonna follow me (wherever I go) by Lyaka
Fandoms: Captain America (2011), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
20 Sep 2012
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The man who used to be Bucky Barnes lined up his shot. His finger twitched, only once, very precisely.
Help me, the bullet sang.
Ninety-eight floors below him, the bullet glanced off a vibranium shield with a musical ping.
And Steve Rogers looked up.
(Now with Chinese translation here!)
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Imagine that Damian goes to a regular school full time. And has to do things that normal grade-schoolers have to do. Like deal with peer pressure and the resulting consequences.
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- Part 4 of Grade School
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Extremen funny and crack and i was actually dying of laughter while reading this
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Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes is in the market for a new employee.
Theodore Nott is looking for a new job.
Draco Malfoy is being given a second chance.
The war is over, or so they've all been told. All that's left now is to start picking up pieces and seeing what they can make out of them.
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His own shock is evident too but she’s having difficulty putting the pieces of his reaction together. He’s happy and seems to have no qualms with her about the unexpectedness of the conception. Actually, he doesn’t seem to have any questions or comments at all regarding her unexpected news. She’s still reeling about what this means for them individually, for their careers, for their relationship. Why isn’t he wondering about all of the same things?
“Would you… like to go back to my apartment to discuss more of the details?” she asks finally. “I would expect you would have more questions before you come to a decision about your involvement.”
His voice gets soft and she resents the way a pleasant tingling sensation explodes in her stomach. “Sure, Bones, we can talk.”
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A missed conversation, set directly at the end of Season 6.
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- Part 3 of Bones Missing Moments
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After the war Hermione Granger left England to obtain a mastery. Viktor Krum transferred from Bulgaria to avoid a marriage law. What happens when they both end up in England just as the British Ministry enacts their own marriage law?
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Tim had a ringing headache, squeaked past hour forty of no sleep, and was now hallucinating vaguely menacing shadows with red helmets.
(Jason’s attack on Titans Tower ends up going very differently.)
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An anonymous benefactor makes a generous donation to Harry Potter's School for Squibs in exchange for a weekly letter from the Boy Who Lived.
What begins as a chore soon becomes the only outlet Harry has to talk about the war, love, life, hope, redemption, his renewed obsession with a certain blonde nemesis and how he really, honestly, believes that this will be the year Puddlemere United reclaim the Quidditch League Cup.
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a life of smoke and silvered glass by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2017
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Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.
The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.
Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"
"He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."
"But Potter, really?" said Severus.
"He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."
Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."
"Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.
(Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)
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After the war Severus finds himself re-evaluating his life in a small Welsh cottage, visiting a mysterious tea shop in London and learning that the people he's become closest to are not the ones he imagined at all. And that fame is really not as it's cracked up to be.
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It wasn’t enough, but it was more than either of them had ever dreamed of.
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The Space Between Failing and Falling by JocundaSykes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2020
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A very long time ago, Severus resigned himself to the reality that he doesn’t have a soulmate after all. He’s finally a real Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and his life is perfectly tolerable, thank you very much.
However, at the age of thirty-nine, it seems his soulmate has come of age. He will ignore this new development and carry on as he always has.
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War Wounds, Wand Nickers and Pink Bunnies by luvscharlie for silvernatasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling
09 Oct 2010
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After the war, Lavender Brown is desperate for employment and she seeks help from an old boyfriend, but finds her salvation in an entirely different Weasley.
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beautiful enough for the both of us by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2020
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“You know Professor Lupin was a werewolf?” Hermione said, ten minutes into a very awkward lunch she had asked for in an equally awkward letter.
Lavender pushed a sauteed carrot through a little puddle of pasta sauce. “I think everyone heard about that one. Someone told the papers, or something, right?”
“Er, yes,” said Hermione. “Snape did. Which is what I– I mean, it’s related. Oh, I wish you’d gotten to talk to Remus about this. He was a lovely man.”
“Not as lovely as Lockhart,” Lavender said and she and Hermione spent a moment in wistful remembrance. “God, I feel old,” Lavender said.
“Anyway, Snape,” said Hermione. “Snape and Lupin. When Lupin was at school, Snape would make him a potion that would… tame him, on full moons. He could just curl up in his office and sleep by the fire. If you’re interested, I’m trying to learn how to brew it myself.”
Lavender shook her head. “We’re not friends,” she said. “Never have been. So why are you doing all this?”
Hermione looked like she was trying to say “we’re friends,” but she couldn’t get it out.
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Werewolf!Lavender, post-canon
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After Hermione finished explaining, there was a long silence while Harry tried to think of what to say. Unfortunately, Ron spoke first.
"But isn't he like...old enough to be your grandad?" Ron asked.
"Ronald! Don't be ridiculous! Severus is ten years younger than your parents."
"And the same year as my parents," Harry offered, "so he's old enough to be her dad, not her grandpa."
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A mermaid takes interest in Yoongi. And then Yoongi takes interest back.
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Severus Snape has agreed to take in Harry Potter during the summer before his Third Year. Temporarily. Just until the end of summer and not a day longer. But secrets about Harry's home life are being revealed and things are changing too fast for Harry to keep up. Can he and Snape survive their time together? If not, it's going to make for a very long summer. I've moved up the blowing up of Marge to the very beginning of summer.
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“Are you alright?” Hermione asked Fred once she’d found a better arrangement in his lap. Trying not to interrupt a dare that had George and Angelina swapping clothing across the room, she added under her breath, “I'm sorry if I’m crushing you.”
“You’re definitely not crushing me,” Fred replied with a quiet, if slightly rueful laugh. There was a trace of tension in his voice as he spoke, and she glanced up to make sure it wasn’t a lie – because hang the game, she would get off of him if he was uncomfortable.
He didn't appear outwardly upset, but he certainly seemed jittery about something.
“Here, I can just say that I need to use the loo-“ she swung her legs sideways so her back was to his chest and made to move off of the chair when his grip around her waist tightened abruptly and she was pulled back into him.
Warm breath ghosted over the back of her neck as Fred said in a low voice that shot straight down her spine, “Hermione, I really need you not to get up right now.”
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from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
subject: Re: what the heck spell checkCoach Lasso,
I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.
I wish you all the best in the season.
-Trent Crimm
+44 3032 723956
[email protected]
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Hermione goes to a sex club on multiple occasions and learns something new about herself every visit