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    I Chooseth This Fate Of Mine Own Free Will.


    All Actions I Take Will Be My Own.


    I Accept All That Happens Next With Full Responsibility.

    ~~~

    🦋


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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    5
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    38
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    4
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    He tilts his chin up, something almost like pride in his expression. The light catches on the crook of his neck, in the shadows of his white hair.

    A bite mark.
    Red eyes and pale skin. Claws. Fangs.

    It all makes sense now.

    He's a shapeshifter, too!
    And he has no idea elves aren't supposed to look like vampires!

    Oh, that's adorable. I should help him.

     

    This is the story of a shapeshifter who falls in love with a vampire, and how the unlikely duo overcome insurmountable odds to find a cure for ceremorphosis, then vampirism. A classic fairytale, really, if you ignore all the ways in which it isn't.

    So sit back, relax, keep your hands and fangs inside the car at all times, and enjoy the show! AWOOOOO!

    ~UPDATES EVERY TUESDAY!~

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    5,142
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    With a Gambling Cat and a Pornstar Spider there was no way I could have resisted the blackjack puns, okay? Short and fluffy.

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    520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
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    80
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    When Grace, a perpetual grump, is invited to join her Disney-loving friend Claudia for a day at Disneyland, she doesn't expect the afternoon to end under the hooves of a runaway horse.

    She also doesn't expect to wake up in the walls of a familiar, suddenly very real mansion, trapped in the body of an equally familiar ghost. Now she's stuck with 998 other happy haunts, desperate to find a way back home and back to normal.

    But the longer she stays there, the more she finds herself drawn to one of her fellow spirits...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    This story follows Tita and her Exorcist friends while they do mundane stuff like: Eat, Sleep, Kill sinners, Train, Talk shit about demons, Repeat

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Screams rang out from the kicked-up clouds of dirt and ash; it was as if time seemed too slow. Starscream felt a splash of fresh energon stain his faceplate, grinning as his glossa ran across his denta; the taste always gave him a thrill. The battlefield made Starscream feel beautiful, illuminated by the rays of a blood-red sun.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    649
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    Adora learns that Catra is into being treated like a pet, she treats her like one.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    16
    Hits:
    356
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    A collection of my Demon Slayer stories and requests from my Tumblr!

    1. Demon!Sanemi And Period Oral
    2. Yandere!Kyojuro And Demon!Reader
    3. Genya And Cat!Reader
    4. Genya And Demon!Reader
    5. A Slayer, A Woman, A Demon - Giyu And Fem!Reader
    6. Rekindling The Flame, Part 1 - Shinjuro And Fem!Reader
    7. Rekindling The Flame, Part 2 - Shinjuro And Fem!Reader
    8. Rekindling The Flame, Part 3 - Shinjuro And Fem!Reader FINALE
    9. Yandere!Alpha!Kyojuro And Fem!Omega!Reader
    10. Sanemi And Fem!Reader Birthday
    11. Writing A Love Story, Part 1 - Teacher!Kyogai And Fem!Teacher!Reader

    Language:
    English
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    25,484
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,636
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    The first in a three work series.... Anarchy in Thedas

    Two sisters arrive in Thedas through a happy accident. Marie is the daughter of a powerful archfey called Mother. She doesn't get out much... or really ever. Ravi is a sacian who found Marie by accident. She is a chaos gremlin who can poof at will.

    Come join the mayhem as these two soup sisters turn Thedas upside down!

    This series is written with my beautiful beta, Feral_Sin

    Language:
    English
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    28,465
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    64
    Hits:
    121
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    Lumine is burnt out and depressed after the war and saving Inazuma and saving every country before hand. So to try and cool off she returns to Mondstadt only to find that Venti isn’t doing well. With his gnosis gone, he is in pain and his power is draining. With the Anemo Archon in a weakened state, the city is thrown into chaos. Let’s see just how weak the ‘weakest of the seven’ really is.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    44
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    393
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    9,828
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    "Solace, you say? Well, my dear fallen friend, in Hell, solace comes with a price."

    “What kind?”

    “How about... your soul, my dear.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,394
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3,494
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    人生是各自下雪,但不必独自前行。

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    3,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    36
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    The first six words in this rather rambling story are the title of a book by the same name
    edited by Sumner Carnahan, Melody Sumner, and Kathleen Burch.

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    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Name credits go to original shit friend. Two old panini business friends meet each other again, both quite stupid. Enjoy

    Language:
    English
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    17,365
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    184
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    The entities are mindless animals who only see humans as a source of fun to trick and kill.

    ... But what if they weren’t?

    Basically, a collection of crack one-shots for a Human-Doors AU, except that they aren’t really “human.” They just aren’t malevolent.

    despite what the summary says, im just as likely to write fluff or angst as much as ill write crack

    Series
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    English
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    3,546
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    Just another one of my puirky qieces!

    Language:
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    100
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    It's been three years since you fell into the underground and found a family among the monsters of the Ruins. You love your life here with Mom, your ghost buddy Blooky, your prickly friend Flowey, and the host of Ruins monsters who have accepted you as their own, but things can't stay this way forever. Your friends deserve to see the sun, and there's a prophecy to be fulfilled and a barrier to be broken. Your determination pulls you onward.

    The only trouble is that you'll have to make it through an underground full of monsters clamoring after the red SOUL in your chest, and each day as circumstances become more dire they lose a little more hope. This is a more desperate underground than the one you landed in. The odds don't look good for one pacifist child with a stick.

    Of course, you aren't completely outmatched. You've spent the last three years training for this moment, and you don't intend to let anyone hit you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,458
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,544
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    It all happened that fateful day 3 years ago...

    Diluc needed some mora for a snack after a long shift at the Angel's Share... little did he know what would ensue.

    AKA we read a Coinkae fic and took it too far.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    7
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    79
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    Martin never wanted to go to the admiral comedy club, and he CERTAINLY didn't plan to perform...

    A TMA comedy club AU inspired by some friends on discord! fully of wacky antics and meet-cuteness!

    In this the fears DO exist but in a much more lighthearted, offhand, and comedic (pun intended) light!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,149
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    24
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    Based of the game That's not my neighbor!

    An in-depth study to what life is like! I tried everything I could asside sticking to the 1955 narrative timeframe!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    28

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