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    Ena wakes up to find that all the food in the fridge has been replaced with… carrots?!

    Soon, she finds that it’s not just her fridge. All food, everywhere, became carrots. It’s a carrotpocalypse, one that everyone is easily able to survive… except herself and two others.

    It’s the three of them against the world. They mustn’t give in. They have to survive.

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    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    422
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    Kisame might be from Mizu no Kuni, but not all water is the same.

    (Some things cannot be drunk without risk.)

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    “Mr. Diaz? I’m with Child Protective Services,”

    “What?”

    “Child Protective Services,” She reiterates, hands him her card. She checks her notes again for the child’s name, “Is Christopher in the home currently?”

    “What?”

    Okay… so this one’s going to take a minute.

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    As if things couldn’t get weirder, Sunny’s life continues to have a life of crime and a regular life clashing often. And in the Payday Gang, you have to be careful.

     

    You never know what will happen next.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,485
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,326
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    After Ellie got in trouble (read here: arrested) last summer, Joel’s not too keen on letting her sit around the house all day this year. But he’s got work - so what else is there to do except send her to summer camp?

    Abby is a returning guest of Camp Jackson, but things are a little different this time around after recent events have rocked her friend group. She just hopes things don’t get worse while they’re there.

    It’s Lev’s first year back at Camp Jackson after coming out - and he’s really not looking forward to finding out how his teammates will receive the news. At least his sister is there to defend him, but how is he meant to participate when it seems like his own team is against him?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Sammy:
    > welcome brethren
    > new group chat
    > here are the rules

    tina:
    > oh boy

    Sammy:
    > only speak when spoken to
    > no breaking the fourth wall
    > candles by hey monday has been officially banned
    > nobody talk about our old members or ill burst into tears
    > on wednesdays we wear pink

    (a msbifp sequel)

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    258,879
    Chapters:
    84/124
    Comments:
    2,796
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    24,875
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    It was a normal breakfast at the Eckhart duchy. That is, until some dude in glasses showed up with a crying bastard, dragging a random woman by the hair and claiming to be Penelope's sibling, and that Penelope wasn't even Penelope but, she somehow still was.

    Or... Cha Siyeon/Penelope Eckhart has to deal with her siblings, all of her siblings, at once.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    “Megatron is here,” Optimus announced. Heads flew his way as the leader stared at the sky above them. Optimus was wise beyond his years, but he was no time traveler.

    There was a beat of silence as the small team of Autobots stood in shock, fear, and confusion. They had just defeated Unicron mere earth years ago, Megatron returning felt like a slap to the face.

    Or

    It's 1997 in New York City and the Autobots are thrown a curveball when Megatron arrives on Earth with a special gift for the Prime.

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    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,029
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    James is unable to date Lily until her insufferable friend Severus starts dating. Unable to think of anyone willing to date the git he convinces his best mate Sirius to ask him out.

    Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with this foolproof plan...right?

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    2,766
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    6
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    Midoriya Izuku has a weird quirk, one that allows him to see patterns in everything, but especially in how other people use their own quirks. After encountering the number one hero and inheriting his amalgam of a quirk, Izuku's quirk evolves beyond recognition (and common sense).

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    Vox has been doing his research and it’s time to put it to good use.

    His plan was simple. Well sort of.

    Get Alastor to fall in love with him. Break his heart. Revenge ensues.

    Why else would he spend seven years learning the courtship and mating rituals of deer? It's not like Vox still has feelings for Alastor.

    What could go wrong?

    OR

    The one where Vox tries to use Alastor’s weird deer instincts to date him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    “Perhaps there is hope for the corrupt after all. Arceus had been generous enough to make the corrupted sinners a deal. They’d better stick to it.”

    Suddenly, as each of the villains has destroyed their individual timelines, Arceus gives them each a mysterious brooch infused with the power of their respective legendaries. Now, each villain must transform in order to restore the balance of good and evil that they once broke. It's not easy to form real friendships, especially when those bonds are between six homicidal criminals. However, soon they discover that not all that glitters is gold, as possessing true power has serious consequences, and have to work together to save themselves. It is up to Sakaki alone to return each member of "Team Rainbow Rocket" back home to their respective universe…

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    11,718
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    334
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    Maxwell Howler was a loser in every conceivable way. He was a man nearing his 30’s who worked a night job as a gas station clerk. The man had no family left to speak about, no friends, no one to come home to at the end of the day—not even a pet cat, a dog, or even a disgusting trimming. His life was one filled with loneliness, self-hatred, boredom, and a lot of instant ramen. That was until he met the creature he dubbed, “Kyle”. The creature that should have been the one to end his life, became the opposite. Instead of the bringer of death and destruction, it had become a beacon of life and hope.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Yeah, I knocked up Clark. Well, actually Lois did. Give it a chance!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,792
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    Rozemyne allows Dregarnuhr to use her thread to repair the breaks in Ferdinand's.

    A teenaged Ferdinand comes face to face with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen who claims she's his fiancée. After she saves him from certain death, they go somewhere to be alone where she tells him the most unbelievable story.

    The expected consequences follow.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1,213
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    The rumbling grew exponentially. MK started to realize it wasn’t coming from the zombies.

    Ear bursting music echoed throughout the seemingly empty streets with an off key voice belting the lyrics, and what MK recently thought was the rumbling of a zombie horde, came barreling through the street blasting some kind of song with an eye straining yellow flash.

    “What the fuck was that?!?”

    “Was that Lady Gaga?!?”

     

    MK and Mei go on an adventure in this amazing zombie apocalypse and accidentally get in quite a lot of trouble! Who else to save them but the best taxi driver in the world?

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    English
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    73,593
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    497
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8,810
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    Dream was never known to be fragile and weak; he always seemed to be so happy on the outside...

    Then it happened. He was weakened so much in a sudden amount of time. For the first time in years-

    -Dream's actions would catch up to him, to some fault of his own. There still rages an eternal battle: Dream and his past memories. Nobody could tell something what was wrong...

    At the same time, Ink was afflicted by something too, and Error just couldn't sweep it under the rug...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,088
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,203
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    A collection of oneshots starring corporate!AU Scar and Zazu.

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    English
    Words:
    3,947
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    720
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    "I forgot you have no way of making it up to the Divine Beast on your own."

    Yeah, Link took that personally.

    Will add tags as I go.

    Yes, this is also inspired by that one youtube video.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    447
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    181
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    Lucifer was the father of the Anti-Christ…
    …and several other sinner demons with daddy issues.

    What, you don’t adopt your daughter’s friends?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    242
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    71

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