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    As the dust settles, Crowley drives. Away. Away from everything. He can't stay, not now. Not when warm memories have frozen into icy shards that shred his heart and lungs every time he sees something that reminds him of everything he's lost. But just as he can't stay, he also can't stay away from those who need or ask for his help. Earth--for all intents and purposes--is his home. And he can't leave the planet to the whims of the same bureaucracy and being that harmed him.

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    Crowley walked into the club that night in 1941 with a mission. Nowhere on his (mental) dossier did it say: 1) Acquire a second target. 2) Destroy both targets at (multiple games of) poker. 3) Come into possession of a building.

    Maybe that third thing wouldn't have been too big of a deal, except for the fact that: a) not only was he suddenly a landlord (because of course it wasn't a vacant building, that would be too easy), but b) he was suddenly the landlord of a "house of ill repute," as Aziraphale might say.

    What.

    AKA The Accidental Brothel Acquisition story.

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    After a romantic candle lit night runs arry, Aziraphale and Crowley must discuss their trepidations regarding hell fire and holy water. Suggesting exposure therapy eventually leads to experimenting with temperature play together. Hot (and cold) smut ensues.

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    Thomas sat down beside him, a roll of parchment held delicately in his lap. “Well…I made you this.” He thrust the parchment at Aziraphale.

    Carefully, Aziraphale unrolled it.

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    You are so far from being six thousand years too late, and you don't have a clue.

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    Aziraphale had looked back at his shop before he got onto the blessed elevator. He was no Orpheus and Crowley was no Eurydice. Crowley had been standing by the car, waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind. Aziraphale just needed him to hold on a little longer.

    The burn of an demon's lips on his own slowly faded away as Aziraphale got onto the elevator.

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    ‘I want to use my mouth on him. On both of you.' It still feels greedy to ask like that, to want something for no reason other than hunger and desire.

    Aziraphale and some friends in the Discreet Gentleman’s Club enjoy an evening together.

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    “You see,” explains Aziraphale, “they said the dead would rise from their graves, and I thought that meant they would be on Earth as spirits. But it rather seems like they meant it quite literally. The dead are… rising from their graves. In their bodies. At least as far as I can tell, it’s - well, it’s only just started a few minutes ago. I wouldn’t have asked you over if I knew.”

    “You’re not - “ Crowley frowns and glances out the storefront window, brows knitting together. There’s quite a commotion still happening outside, but he can’t see anything out there that screams zombies. “You can’t mean there’s a literal zombie apocalypse happening outside.”

    ***

    Weeks after Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Crowley receives a phone call asking for them to meet back at the bookshop. In the time it takes for him to get there, the world changes.

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    Out there, the night still seems awfully dark, even with the light of day starting to break.

    Crowley shivers, and knows that it has nothing to do with the frigid winter night. Still, he takes the tartan blanket that’s offered to him, and -

    Wait, what?

    ***

    It’s the dawn of a new year, the first one since Aziraphale left for Heaven, and Crowley has a surprise visitor.

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    In Aziraphale viene insinuato il dubbio: e se il Paradiso non fosse la scelta giusta da fare? E se abbandonare la Terra non fosse la volontà di Dio?

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    “Bit of an odd tradition, if you ask me,” he said, if not to get his mind off the longing that had settled in his chest.

    Aziraphale shrugged. “I think it’s rather sweet. A kiss for good luck. Seems a nice way to start the year. Very human.”

    Crowley nodded. “Can’t seem to keep their hands off each other, that lot. Always finding excuses. First it’s mistletoe at Christmas, then it’s luck for the New Year…”

    “Well there’s no need to be so grouchy about it,” Aziraphale said. “I think it’s lovely.”

    Crowley’s heart ached a little more as he watched Aziraphale smile up at the glowing numbers on the building above them.

    Yeah, he thought, lovely.

     

    Five times Crowley thought about kissing Aziraphale on New Year's Eve, and one time he did.

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    After Season 2, I really needed to find out how Aziraphale and Crowley could get their reunion: a real reunion & not 'pretendy real'. They both have so much growing to do with neither of them, yet, being able to even say 'I love you' clearly to each other.
    Angel, what's going on? What kind of doublethink are you doing to still think that Heaven is the Good side & that you can't even admit to being friends? But you'll do anything to protect the World. Crowley, always planning on running. Sorry, but that won't work. If you had run at Armageddon there'd be no here to be in. But somehow, still a little seed of optimism. And wow! what you two can do together! Especially with a little help from old and new friends.
    So here's a story about averting the Second Coming with that great ensemble cast of characters in Heaven, Hell, and Whickber ST.
    Long set up, but then starts to speed up, kinda a wild ride from chapter 42 onto the end. This story is at about the same level of cursing, violence (well, maybe a little more Gaiman-esque), humor (definitely much more Terry Pratchett-esque) and romance as that of the second season.

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    Aziraphale knows what Crowley smells like, but something’s new, and Aziraphale isn’t complaining. Crowley is happy to take the chance to tempt Aziraphale with another earthly delight: chapstick.

    Inspired by a scene from the movie My First Summer. Part three of a series of stories inspired by this scene, all from different fandoms.

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    when a black cat crosses your path, it means good luck is soon to follow.

    or,

    a witch stages an intervention, a retired demon learns healthier coping habits, and the new supreme archangel just wants to stop the end of the world, again, with the help of his beloved.

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    Hardly any time after their parting, Crowley and Aziraphale are brought back together briefly and dramatically in a bid to stop the Second Coming. Crowley's willingness to sacrifice it all for the sake of Aziraphale and the world has some unexpected consequences that leave Aziraphale all alone to sort it all out, and hopefully save the being he loves most of all, and it's not God.

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    “He has always loved Heaven far more than he has loved you!”

    “Wanker!” Crowley hissed, taking a step forward.

    For a moment The Metatron’s attention was riveted on the demon.

    Destroying Crowley. That’s what the angel saw on The Metatron’s face. The clear desire to do so.

    “I’ll do it. Please. Just stop. I’ll do whatever you want.” He begged.

    [...]

    Motion, as fast as a snake.

    Cloth, sleeve, struggle, a grunt.

    Aziraphale fell.

    But not into the water. On his rear at the edge.

    Crowley, however, was well past the edge of the pool.

    Falling backwards towards the holy water.

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    Crowley is curious, and Aziraphale is right there to help him understand.

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    NanoMutt Prompt a day challenge Day 29: how you said I love you-slowly, like honey dripping from your lips

    Aziraphale camped out to obtain a much desired first edition of a favorite author! signed!! and forgot to take care of himself in his excitement. Ineffable idiocy and fluff and humor.

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    (An Eventual season 2 fix-it fic) Crowley runs to the unhealthy coping mechanism that is self-isolation, after being left behind by the one being he thought he'd be with forever.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are sitting together in rockchairs in their little hut on the porch of their cottage, watching the sunset set. All had happened, everything was fine, and most importantly, they were together at last. Sitting in the silence, Aziraphale admires Crowley's beauty; both admiring the nature in front of them. They are celebrating their first wedding anniversary. In an easy afternoon, they talk about love, each other’s appearance and faith. In addition, after years of not knowing how to talk about it, Crowley feels ready to talk about the Fall, and it seems that they finally believe in their love for each other completely (and in Hers too).

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    Throughout history, Aziraphale has sort of made a habit of getting tattoos. Lots of them. All hidden under his many layers of clothing, of course— it’s simply another secret indulgence to him.

    Crowley is none the wiser until one fateful day after the world doesn’t end.

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