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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    “It is a decree of marriage, Sansa. Every maiden must report to King’s Landing within a fortnight to meet the King, where he will decide on a future bride,” sighed Ned. “You must go to King’s Landing, sweetheart.”

    Sansa knew she was too soft for the throne; sewing and sneaking Lemon Cakes were not the actions of a queen. Therefore, this trip to the Capital would simply be one for… seeing the sights that King’s Landing had to offer.

    To be away from the Winterfell, for once at least, and-

    Oh! To be a Queen!

    She nearly laughed.

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    20 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    The classic Peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and it turns out to be none other than Tony Stark. This is if Civil War had never happened and all the Avengers live together like a happy family. Also without Civil War Tony Stark has never met Spider-man and doesn't know who he is. This also means Peter has to make his own suit and his own AI.

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    19 Apr 2021

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    The rogue Avengers know about the kid Tony is mentoring. They know his name is Peter and he lives with his aunt in Queens. They know he’s young. They know he’s got heart. They know he’s Spiderman.

    What they don’t know is that Peter’s messy, offbeat lifestyle has a way of sucking you in and entangling you in craziness. There’s not a single person he can’t charm, from super-soldiers to ex-brainwashed assassins to Russian spies to Asgardian gods. The kid has the personality of a Michal Bublé song—chaotic and so freaking bubbly—and the ability to systematically dismantle the walls you’ve spent your whole life building.

    The rogue Avengers don’t know any of that. Not yet. But they’re about to find out.

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    18 Apr 2021

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzle-berry pink-squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”

     

    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

     

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    18 Apr 2021

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    After you’ve known Matches Malone long enough, you get used to him telling you about his kids. Not that his kids know about it.

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    17 Apr 2021