Absconded



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    “This dish is a little cheesy, but it still tastes grate,” Bucky says with a completely straight face; his looks made even more menacing by the permanent murder-face he naturally has, but then you have to subtract from the Scary because of the yellow polka dot apron he has around his neck and tied around his waist, and then there is always the bright blue scrunchy tying half of his hair into a messy bun at the top of his head.

    Steve tries to cover his mouth casually with one hand to suppress a laugh, and looks down at the sheet of paper in his other hand that contains the recipe they should be following. He squints at it, like he’s trying to figure something important out, because if Bucky sees him laugh, his bad puns are only going to get worse, much to the thrill of their viewers.
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    Or, a modern Bon Appetit Test Kitchen AU where Skinny!Steve is a video producer and WS!Bucky is the quiet but fan-favorite senior food editor that makes constant food puns while he demonstrates recipes for the BA YouTube channel.

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    06 Apr 2020

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    There are some nights you just can't sleep. Nights when you roll around in your bed, restless, until you finally give up and get out, get down in the empty streets with just your pajamas on to take a walk around the block. Those nights when you're just walking around, thinking that maybe you should've grabbed a hoodie or something, and then suddenly an incorporeal, multi-dimensional alien decides to steal your body.
    "I'm not stealing it," the alien pointed out, sounding mildly offended. "I'll give it back as soon as I'm done with it."

    Or: Bucky has to share his body with an alien who is looking for some kind of apocalyptic weapon, which of course is somewhere on Earth. Meanwhile, SHIELD is scrambling to find two rogue agents, and one of their janitors is in for one hell of a discovery.

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    29 Mar 2020

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    Raising a five year old billionaire would probably be way easier for Darcy if Tony would stop trying to 'help'.

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    It's about three weeks after Steve wakes up on the bank of the Potomac when he realizes he's being followed. He sees flashes of metal in the corner of his eye, a dark shadow that scurries away when he turns his head, but it's not until he notices things moved in his apartment that he figures out who it is.

    Steve lives alone, so it's been a long time since he's woken up from a nap on the couch to find a glass of water waiting for him on the table and a blanket draped over him. Seventy-odd years, in fact.

    Once he knows what's going on, he keeps an eye out for pencils that weren't where he left them, glasses put away in cupboards, thumbprints on his sketchbooks. It's like having an affectionate poltergeist.

    Sam's having the same problem, a shadowy presence just out of sight everywhere he goes. One day he's walking in the park and a bush starts whispering to him, telling him to stop using dark chocolate chips in his cookies because Steve prefers milk.

    "This is not OK," says Sam when he recounts this story in the Avengers tower later that evening to his assembled superhero friends. "I do not need baking advice from the ghost of Edward Scissorhands."

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    28 Mar 2020

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