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    "My asshole is tighter than a cunt," Jaskier says.

    Geralt gives him a predatory look, slipping his fingers from Jaskier’s body. “Not when I’m through with it.”

     

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    Geralt realizes he's being a bad boyfriend, tries to figure out how to be a good boyfriend, and ends up drinking a lot and buying Jaskier pretty things.

     

     

    Working titles for this were: "They're taking the Witchers to Novigrad," "A Demisexual and a Pansexual walk into a tavern," and "Geralt fucks Jaskier to unconsciousness in a bathtub."

    Can be read as a standalone.

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    30 Nov 2020

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    “Oh my god,” Wei Ying says, a sudden and potent realization hitting him. He puts his face wash back down. At least he brushed his teeth before calling Lan Zhan, right. “It’s a sex thing! Your text is a sex thing!”

    “Will that be all for the order?”

    “You texted on work time for a sex thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “All requested items and services will be available by the end of the week,” Lan Zhan says. “Pick up or delivery?”

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    27 Nov 2020

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    The disciples still outside the room start murmuring, but it quickly dissolves as Lan Wangji walks in. 

    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says miserably. Lan Wangji’s gaze falls onto A-Yuan and he halts.

    A-Yuan raises his head, and sleep seems to wash off him as his whole face lights up. “Rich-gege!” he squeals, climbing off Lan Jingyi’s hold and running to hug Lan Wangji’s leg.

    Wei Wuxian has never felt so betrayed in his life.

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    15 Oct 2020

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    Wei Wuxian can put up with an awful lot if he's the only one being troubled, but if Lan Wangji is also suffering? That shit will not stand.

    (AKA the one where Lan Yuan keeps cockblocking his parents.)

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    14 Oct 2020

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    A silence blankets the air around them. Wei Wuxian closes his eyes and recaps the last couple of minutes: him asking (a little crudely) what happened, the juniors looking like Lan Wangji had just announced his deep hatred for rabbits, Lan Wangji himself looking like he’d just announced his deep hatred for rabbits, both of them asking the same question, and—

    Realization seeps into Wei Wuxian's bones.

    He looks up at Lan Wangji, and Lan Wangji is staring right back at him, and Wei Wuxian’s lips are still tingling, and Lan Wangji is still poking at his own.

    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Lan Wangji groans.

    At the same time, Wei Wuxian murmurs, “Ah.”

    (In which Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji investigate a curse and get cursed instead. Everything they try to say comes out of the other person's mouth. It can only go downhill from there.)

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    11 Oct 2020