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    No single human entity is without sin, this is why Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for humanity. This, is why they pray. Matt knows this, has known this since his attendance catholic school as a boy. Even with confession and his Hail Mary’s, it has done nothing more than make each one of these sins more prominent in his life.

    In which Matt looks at his life and its connections with the seven deadly sins

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    06 Jul 2020

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    Ten years had gone by since Geralt last saw Jaskier. Ten years since he'd yelled at the bard and chased him away. Years spent filled with guilt. Until one day, Geralt came face to face with his bard; or what his bard had become.

    Or: Geralt stumbles over Jaskier in the middle of the wood, confused why suddenly the bard has horns, claws, and massive wings.

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    05 Jul 2020

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    NSFW Art added Chapter 6

    When Eskel meets Dandelion, the gorgeous sex worker willing to service him, it seems too good to be true.

    Dandelion does have a secret, but it’s not what Eskel thinks.

    There is the inappropriate use of axii, but think of it as a trust exercise. Consent is explicit and enthusiastic.

     

    "Dandelion was a tantalizing blend of masculine and feminine.

    His doe eyes and thick black lashes were framed by strong eyebrows. His plush pink lips were set against a hewn jaw with a hint of stubble. His smooth pale neck sloped down into strong shoulders.

    Everyone else Eskel had seen that day...hell...everyone he’d ever seen, suddenly felt so common. So. Expected.

    Dandelion was primly holding a creamy pink robe closed around himself. As he swept his eyes up and down Eskel, he released it. Silk slid away from a defined chest and an expanse of soft black hair. Rosy satin panties strained to contain a substantial bulge. Luxe black fishnet stockings skimmed up his firm legs and were held in place by a black garter belt.

    Eskel’s throat went dry. It was impossible that this vision was for him. He looked doubtfully at the madam. "

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    03 Jul 2020

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    Jaskier is the only person Geralt's ever been around who doesn't smell of fear

    Russian Translation here
    Korean Translation here
    Podfic here

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