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    George: i was working sapnap. why the fuck are you acting like the world is ending

    George fits his thumb between his teeth as he waits for Sapnap’s reply. He expects he won’t have to wait long, as the younger is rarely far away from his phone. Sure enough, mere seconds later three grey dots appear at the bottom of the screen and George stares at them intently as he waits for Sapnap to finish typing.

    Sapnap: check dream’s tweets and replies on twitter.

    George lets out a sigh of frustration. Why does Sapnap have to be so overly dramatic? But still, George navigates to twitter and types “dreamwastaken” in the search bar, clicking his profile when it appears, and then on Tweets & replies.

    The page loads, and he almost drops his phone in shock.

    What the actual fuck.

     

    Dream is a popular minecraft youtuber and George has a stan account for him on twitter. After George replies to one of Dream's tweets with a flirtatious proposal, it quickly turns into a lot more than George was expecting when Dream publicly accepts.

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    30 Mar 2021

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    Dream never loses if he can help it, but something about George makes him vulnerable. George has lived his life without a label until Dream makes him reevaluate everything he thought he knew.
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    Dream purposefully loses to George during a game of Fall Guys, setting off a long chain of events in their friendship. Spirals of feelings, realizations, and insufferable pining ensue.

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    16 Mar 2021

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    Hannibal’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, in the pouring rain. Luckily, he has a handsome, handy husband there to come to the rescue. Perhaps Hannibal could make it up to Will in some way?

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    27 Feb 2021

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    “Do you think that maybe you have a preference for people with a certain criminal element?”

    Will feels himself wilt internally. “I’m not sure how to feel about jumping to murder instead of the fact that the two of you could have been made through cellular mitosis.”

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    Hannibal has effectively replaced Will in every facet of his life by the time he is released from prison at the hands of the Chesapeake Ripper. The man takes his job, his friends, his one-time crush, and his pride.

    In a spiteful random purchase made at a gas station, Will finds a way for two to play that game, and puts in motion a much wilder method of replacing Hannibal than he was really planning for.

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    Nigel moves to America when he's 10 years old. He hates every second of it. But when a kid in his class slaps a Post It note with a space fact on Nigel's back - his whole world changes. Nigel gets a new best friend, a new hobby, and a love story that he's not sure has a happy ending. Is it possible to meet the love of your life at 10? Nigel's about to find out.

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    21 Jan 2021