Answrs

pixelized animated orange-glowing crow with red eyes



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    Quick note, all can be read as stand-alone pieces, especially divorcing the final from the other two.

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  1. Rec *

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    Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.

    No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.

    Maybe not ever.

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    You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?

    Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.

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    English
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    6/?
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    02 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Geralt gets hired to deal with a devil. Not that devils are real: it's probably an incubus, or maybe a puck.

    It’s not. It’s a trickster.

    And now he has a whole other problem. Namely that the trickster keeps showing up just to spite him.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    01 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    24 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    After a time travelling with friends, Jaskier reconsiders his feelings for Geralt.

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    24 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    23 Jul 2020

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