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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    “You’re pregnant.”

    Jaskier blinks at her. “I’m sorry?”

    “You’re pregnant,” Yennefer repeats.

    Destiny has another surprise in store for her favorite Witcher and his bard mate.

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    30 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    It's Geralt's turn, and he wants to bury his fist in Jaskier.

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    25 Jul 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    “This is the fifth time this month Pankratz,” Geralt said as he swung down from the cage, landing on a platform across from the boiling vat of acid with a now very empty cage above it.

    “But oh to be saved by the White Wolf,” the infuriating man said, “After all this time, is there no way to I can convince you to call me Julian?”

    “Duck,” Geralt said in reply as one of the henchmen fired a gun in their direction. Looks like they noticed their captive was missing.

    The bullet whizzed past them, embedding itself in the wall and Geralt pushed the absolute danger manet that was Jaskier Pankratz, top investigative reporter of the Oxenfurt Press, towards the exit.

    “Leave,” Geralt said, dodging another bullet, “Now.”

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    AKA the Superbat AU no one asked for but I wrote anyway

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    22 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    “How do you have my number?”
    There's a sound like a tongue clicked against teeth on the other side of the phone, “What do you mean, how? There is nothing I do not know, Geralt.” says Yennefer, with a condescending tone. “What is peculiar in this is not me knowing your number, but why you have a cellphone in the first place.”
    Geralt sniffs, “It's because Lambert–”
    “You know, I do not really care.” Yennefer interrupts him, “I need your help.”
    “Hm, that's new.” Geralt raises his eyebrow. Ciri, on the Roach's passenger seat, clearly hears the surprise in his voice, because her head snaps up from her videogame and curiosity glints in her eyes.
    “Yes, I know. I am surprised myself. But still, I need your tracking skills: I am searching for a missing person. It might be... difficult to find him, though.”
    “Why?” he asks, while Ciri leans on him to listen through the phone. Geralt move slightly his phone away from his ear so she can hear easier.
    “Well, for instance, he was two when he disappeared.”
    “And?”
    “And now he's twenty.”

     

    Found family, comedy shenanigans, two very good parents™ and Jaskier is just… Jaskier. So obviously Geralt falls in love.

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    20 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    askier really wants that "Big Bad Witcher" experience so him and Geralt play at Geralt corrupting him. The lowly monstrous Witcher turning an innocent dandy, a proper young nobleman, into a cockhungry whore. (Perhaps they even play at the good ol' "magic witcher cock turns Absolutely Straight Jaskier gay"?) They are both way too into it.

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    18 Jul 2020