ArbiterofAbsurdities



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    A woman on a mission is a powerful thing, and sometimes you need every inch of power you can get. Especially if that mission involves taking care of a dorm full of students and their ex-hero skeleton of a teacher supervisor.

    It's a good thing she's damn good at her job of being a mom.

    (Or: Inko inadvertently takes over the 1A dorm building and absolutely no one minds.)

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Over the course of one week, Midoriya Izuku sees his childhood friend turned bully face consequences for his actions, gets appreciated for his skills, acquires a boyfriend that sits right in front of him, realizes that his grumpy homeroom teacher is actually on his side, and tells Aizawa Shouta the truth about One for All.

    All of that information, however? It's happening in the background. Follow our hero: Aizawa Shouta aka Eraserhead. Over the course of the same week, Aizawa looks into his Problem Child and his many contradictions in order to not see Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki paired together for their upcoming final exam.

    During this time, Aizawa learns things he should have known from the start, talks to a lot of people, drinks so much hot chocolate, loves his husband, feeds his cat, gets a shocking six hours of sleep, reflects on his past, and learns the truth about a legend passed through underground heroics for decades.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    “Uh- I, um-” Izuku clears his throat. “Wh-what size? Do you want your drink in?”

    “Oh,” the man says, and he blinks once, lashes fanning over his cheeks- they’re white, his lashes are white- “Medium.”

    “O-okay!” Izuku sputters out, jabbing the order onto the screen. “What’s your name?”

    The man pauses. Then he opens his mouth, closes it again, then says, “Shou.”

    “Shou,” Izuku mutters, testing it on his tongue. He taps in the name. “If you would please make your way to the left towards the waiting area, we’ll have your drink ready soon!”

    “I haven’t paid yet though,” Shou says, and Izuku hears Uraraka muffle her laughter behind him.

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    Midoriya Izuku is an aspiring artist that works at Plus Ultra Brews.

    Todoroki Shouto is a rising pop celebrity having trouble releasing his most recent album.

    One faithful morning in a small cafe on the corner of some block, the two meet, and it just goes downhill from there.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    According to the public, Pro Heroes Deku and Entropy are an amazing Hero Duo, best friends, and the most eligible bachelors in the world. According to their fans, they’re head over heels in love with one another yet oblivious to the others’ feelings. According to their friends and family, they’ve been in love with one another since high school, but, for reasons unknown to them, refuse to act upon said feelings.

    According to said heroes, they have been (secretly) married for six years.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    Shouto [5:10]
    a random person texted me on this number

    Momo [5:12]
    ..... and?

    Shouto [5:14]
    well, for one thing, I don’t know how they got this number

    Shouto [5:17]
    and they sent me some rather, interesting, images

    Momo [5:18]
    OMG

    Momo [5:18]
    TODOROKI SHOUTO

    Momo [5:19]
    DID YOU JUST RECEIVE ACCIDENTAL NUDES?

     

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    15 Feb 2021