ArgylePirateWD

A smiling cartoon sunflower from the game Plants vs Zombies



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    When a number goes wrong and Harold is stabbed, his entire life is thrown into disarray. Seriously injured, he's left with no choice but to rely on someone else as he recovers. He chooses John (or, rather, John chooses himself) and invites John into his home and his very private life as he slowly heals from the trauma and the wounds.

    What happens when he realizes he wants John to stay close?

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    Fics I've written based on prompts I've received on Tumblr.

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    In which Henry Morgan and Lucas Wahl get drunk-married in Vegas.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    He'd meant to ask Harold if this was a number or a vacation, but he'd never quite gotten around to it.

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    13 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    What's a thing that isn't damaged but isn't quite whole either?

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    05 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    John fucks the way he does everything else.

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    03 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Shaw wakes up in John's body and decides to give Harold a nudge in the right direction.

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    31 Mar 2021

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    "I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."

    "There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."

    "So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"

    "That was foreplay."

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    26 Mar 2021

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