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    The ancient world is full of men, gods, and monsters. Sometimes, though, men are fools. Sometimes, there are worse things than monsters.

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    She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.

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    30 Dec 2019

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    The Chargers basketball team has a problem: they want to post pictures of practice on their facebook page, but there is one omnipresent intruder in almost all of them. The Iron Bull is sent on a mission to the sports hall breeches to deal with this mysterious creep, and finds out that he is unfortunately very, very hot.
    It doesn't take long for Bull to figure out something is amiss though...

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    Chapters:
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    17 Dec 2018

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    Bull is left adrift after the Dreadnought sinks. His friends, supportive and concerned, can't seem to help him out of his rut.

    Then the Tamassran shows up.

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    Chapters:
    4/10
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    15 Dec 2018

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    Nine ways the Mighty Nein did not meet Caleb and Nott.

    1. In the Stocks – Molly encounters a man in a pillory.
    2. In a Goblin Hoard – While clearing out a goblin den, Yasha finds a human captive being defended by an unexpected protector.
    3. In a Bookshop – Caduceus finds a very nice bookshop owned by an even nicer former-wizard.
    4. In Another Party – Working with another party of adventurers gives Fjord the sense of an opportunity missed.
    5. In Uniform – In a world where he never broke, Warmage Widogast apprehends a criminal Beau.
    6. In the Circus – Six months before reaching Trostenwald, Molly finds two starving travelers on the side of the road.
    7. In the Lavish Chateau – Nott says they need work and sanctuary; the Ruby misunderstands.
    8. At Sea – On a ship taken by Captain Tusktooth, Nott is discovered as a stowaway, and Caleb bargains for her safety.
    9. On the Streets – Caduceus is rescued by two disabled con artists; naturally, he decides to keep them.

    Language:
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    15 Dec 2018

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    Dorian is not returning to Tevinter, as such. He just happens to be the best person to pop over the border and chase down a few leftover Venatori, that's all. He'll be back to Skyhold in no time.

    Turns out the road to starting a revolution is paved with good intentions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    210
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    05 May 2018