AvoidingAverage
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I'll Be Your Shelter by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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Jaskier was half way through a lackluster rendition of one of his least popular songs when his world went static.
In his ears, a foreign heartbeat thundered, ragged and wounded. It felt as though his lungs had gone sideways with the sensation. Even the air itself tasted like it was charged with lightning, bright and bitter as ozone. Deep in his gut, he felt something urging himself forward, pulling him like some invisible string towards an unknown destination.
Something brushed across his senses, rough as tree bark, and sinking into his skin to crawl like ants beneath. He froze, eyes darting around the room like he could spot whoever it was that had sent his senses scrambling against the hard earned shields he was always careful to maintain. In his hands, his fingers faltered, melody disappearing beneath the wave of wrong that felt like it was choking him.
The answer was simple--and impossible.
There was a Sentinel here.
______________________________A Sentinel/Guide AU
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A Witcher's Heart by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jan 2021
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In books and songs, there are always clues that warn the audience that a great tragedy is about to occur. A spot of blood against the clean floor. A broken window, perhaps, or a darkened home. Their hearts would race with anticipation only to gasps as the true horror unfolded.
For Jaskier, the tragedy looked like this:
Two bodies moving awkwardly off the tumbled bedspread.
Dark hair tumbling over shoulders bared by a shirt that was far too large for a woman’s body.
Familiar scars left behind by a life of war joined now by a deep bruise along one collarbone in the shape of a mouth.
Yellow eyes meeting his with agony marring their depths—too much emotion to belong to the man responsible for the way Jaskier’s chest seemed collapse around the shards of his broken heart.
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Make Me A Bargain, Dear Heart by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Jan 2021
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The first time Geralt made a deal with the fae, he was young and stupid enough to think it wouldn’t change his life.
To be fair, he’d been dying at the time.
______________________________Bound by the favors he owes the strange fae who'd come to his rescue, Geralt finds himself an unwilling participant a world of bargaining magic and immortal games. Was Jaskier a friend or was he something worse than the monsters Geralt hunted?
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The Witcher Soldier: Infinity by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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At first, he thinks the magic missed him. There was no pain or any vibration from his medallion to indicate something had struck him. It didn’t explain the wave of power or the sinking sensation in his gut.
He turned at the sound of footsteps and watched the Jaskier step toward him, looking strange.
Those eyes the color of sunlight skies met his a moment before he went grey all over and collapsed into ash.
________________________The third installment of the Witcher Soldier which will only sort of follow the plot of Infinity War.
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- Part 3 of The Winter Soldier AU
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Gilded With Blood by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Jan 2021
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Aiden watched the slowly growing pool of his life’s blood dripping onto the red rock below him. His chest rose and fell in ragged little gasps made awkward by the sword still pinning him to the earth. Pain was far away now and he knew only the cold chill of death would replace it.
As his eyes closed, he couldn’t help but think:
This was going to destroy Lambert.
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Into the Jaskierverse by andrewminyards, AvoidingAverage, Bamf_babe, brothebro, CassandrasDreamworld, concertconfetti, DancingLassie, ghostinthelibrary, Heronfem, KHansen, MaliciousVegetarian, ruffboi, StarsInMyDamnEyes, stormandstarlight, teamfreehoodies, violaceum_vitellina_viridis, WingedQuill
Fandom: Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Nov 2020
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While being pursued by a monster the likes of which they’ve never seen, Geralt, Ciri, and Jaskier attempt to escape into another universe. When the portal collapses with Jaskier still in it, he’s thrown off course and someplace that looks similar to home, but is just a little to the left of normal. Now, Geralt and Ciri must travel the multiverse to find him, before the monster catches up to them and devours them all.
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The Winter Soldier AU by AvoidingAverage
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jan 2021
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Cops and Robbers by AvoidingAverage
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Oct 2020
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A Light in the Dark by AvoidingAverage
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jul 2020
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Stucky AUs by AvoidingAverage
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Dec 2019
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Stay With Me by KHansen for AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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Geralt and Jaskier are wed on a cool autumn morning with tears in their eyes and a heaviness in their hearts after Jaskier receives a letter stamped with the red seal of Redania that changes their lives forever.
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"You’re bad luck, I’m good luck. Two sides of a coin. Heads and tails. We match.”
(mundane superpower/luck au)
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- Part 1 of what luck
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Bookmarked by AvoidingAverage
10 Nov 2020
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“Hi, yes, this is Stiles Stilinski, but I’m not at the phone right now! Please leave a message or call back later and I’ll debate not letting the phone ring. Social anxiety, dude, don’t judge me for it.”
Derek needed Stiles. He needed to talk to Stiles.
One last time.
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- Part 24 of A Collection of One-Shots and Tumblr Prompts
Bookmarked by AvoidingAverage
30 Oct 2020
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Jimin knew that life in the big city would be different, but dealing with super powered mishaps and one piece of bad luck after another was a bit much.
Lucky him that the vigilante Suga was watching his back.
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Bookmarked by AvoidingAverage
06 Oct 2020
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maybe i hate you can be our always by ameliabedelias for 777335
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 May 2018
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When Yoongi thinks about it, really gives it genuine thought, it's possible that Park Jimin isn't the worst person in the world.
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(Or, Yoongi and Jimin get off on the wrong foot.)
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Bookmarked by AvoidingAverage
04 Oct 2020