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    W̱̫̖ͮh̴̒̃ͤě̌̃̎ř̗̭̹̪̣̬̌̓ͥe̝̣̘̲͎̩͒͂̈ͨ ̫̩̱̈́̀ͤ͐́͋aͥ̄̅ͦl̾ľ̴̥͈̪ͦ͆̇̽ ̦͖̃͛̒̂ỏ̡̍f͕͔̗̟̦̙̳ͭ̆̌ͨ̽̌͡ ̬͓̠͉ͨ̑̈ͅm̨͙̭̞̟͔̜y̪̱̳̦̞̼͈̓ ̺̺̤͉̝̮T͚̖͙̤̊ͨ̽ͧr̩̻̯̠̘̥̾̈̐̊̄͌́͠ạ̡̼̺̟͈̻͎n̘̬̪̩̫̩̓ͯͬ̈́ͬ̚s̼̆̿͋ͩ̂́̅c͕̤̣͇͎̿̌͘eṅ̶͚͉ͨ͑d̺̭͎̺̰̓̀ͧ̿͜e̺̳̼̥̙ͯ̄̇̈͋ͬ͗n҉͔̞̙̰̰c̸̬̥̝͋ͫͩͬ̓ͪe̿ͬ̒ ͎̬͖ͨ͐̈ͮͨͯͩf̡͙ị̲̳͖͎ͫ͑̽̈́c͎̙̹̯ͤ́͛s̝̒́ͣ ̮̜̪̹͎̹̆̒̄͆̊́͒ŵ̷͆ī̥ͫ̀̏̋͒͟l̜̓̊̓͟l̶̊ͩ̍ ̼͚̟͈͙͕̜̅̊ͤ̌l͎͕̍̿̒̊̾͞aͨͧ̐͏͍͚ỷ͐̎̓̅ͣ̚ͅ ̖̼̐tͮ̉̾o͖͕͍̳̘̬̝̒̂ ̱̼̥͚͈̯̮͠r̳̪͇͞ͅė̲̻͇̹͓̑̍͡s̻͕̗̣̣͎͇̔ͫͯ̀ț̸̙ͫͦͩ͆.̠̉͋̒͌̍ͨ͟

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    I guess it's more accurately called Adrien Angst, huh?

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    Despite vowing never to step foot inside this disaster zone of a fandom, I do it anyway. Here are the results:

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    "“Where the HELL am I?” None of this made any sense – god, was this one of Adora’s first one bullshit hologram things, or – or one of Shadow Weaver’s messed up magic games! It had to be something, there was no way in hell that this was actually –
    “Welcome to the future, little brat. Want some tuna?” Catra – not-Catra – old-Catra – imposter-Catra held out a can of some kind of weird princess food to her.
    She passed out. Again."

    Catra wakes up in the future, and she can't make sense of any of it.

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    22 May 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    After he downloads Hollow Life into the thumb drive, he rethinks it.

    It was probably a stupid idea, movies always have them getting destroyed or taken.

    He bites his lip, and wipes the computers clean.

    His resignation is on the table before he walks out, holding an entire world in his jacket pocket.

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    21 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    A collection dedicated to the tragedy that is the Greek Pantheon and their breathtaking, incandescent children.

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    17 Apr 2020

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    Ever since their reveal, they were stuck like glue. They often held hands on their way up the steps to the school, she’d kiss his cheek, they’d find ways to sneak him out and watch romcoms together in the cinema, they’d go out to eat… she couldn’t imagine loving someone as much as she loved Adrien. They were two halves of a whole; yin and yang. Their bond together was so great, she couldn’t imagine anything being able to separate them. There was just… one problem.

    Adrien could be… a bit dense.

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    17 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    And God, did Pidge hate waiting. Because waiting meant thinking, and thinking meant remembering, and that was already making her brain pound relentlessly against her skull. The memories she’d tried forgetting for the sake of her sanity re-surfacing again like an old, unwanted friend.

    How had her regular trip to the coffee shop before work suddenly turn into a kidnapping by the most rogue and wanted aliens in the universe?

    Right, because she was a Paladin of Voltron.

    Key word, was.

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    Pidge has learned to live with the life she'd been given. She's played with the hand she'd been dealt with. She's moved on. So why, when an opportunity presented itself to fix - no, put a band aid on, all the things that had gone south in her life, even though it was morally wrong, why did it feel so, so right?

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    17 Apr 2020

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