BananaChef



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    A collection of “missed” JB smutportunities, ranging from minor canon-divergency to AUs.

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    ASoIaF ficlets.

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    The sentimental journey of Tina through the years.

    Canon-Divergent.

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    On her return to King's Landing after a three month selling tour through Dorne with Oberyn Martell, Brienne finds that her office has become the auditorium to the LLBLS - the "Lannister Lunch Break Live Show", which consists solely of the new CFO of LBS, Inc. doing sit-ups half naked. Turns out almost her entire staff simply stops working when the daily show is on and all that hen clucking is driving her up the wall. So the CEO of Tarth Digital, LLC does the sensable thing: She calls that arrogant Lion. A phone call that will change her life. Jaime Lannister is not what she had expected.

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    28 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    First jb fic i ever read 🥺🥺🥺

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    My submission to the J/B Online's 100,000 post celebration. My prompt was, "The King Is Missing."

    During some pre-wedding festivities at Highgarden, the guests decide to play a children's game called The King Is Missing--and Jaime uses this opportunity to its fullest advantage.

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    26 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aha... maze sex 🥵

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    President!Jaime and Speechwriter!Brienne have a quickie backstage at a gala.

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    24 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Some good shit 👌👌👌👌 all the good stuff 🥵🥵🥵🥵

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    After spending the evening at a WesterVision watching party at the Boltons, Brienne plans a morning surprise for Jaime. Unfortunately for her, he wakes up long before morning.

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    29 Jun 2020

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    Smexy braime for rereading purposes,,,,,,,,

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    Jaime Lannister is a Formula 1 driver with a sordid past, dubious future, and nothing left to lose as he hits the far edge of his career. He thinks all he wants is the world championship title he’s never quite been able to reach and to finally give up smoking. What he finds to his great surprise is what he really wants might be Brienne Tarth.

    Brienne Tarth is an unknown mechanic eager to make the jump to the big time of Formula 1. When Jaime hires her as Chief Mechanic for his team of misfits, she discovers she’s ready for the work, but is she ready for Jaime?

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    21 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Heart explosions. Long-term commitment. LAST READ CHAPTER: 2