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  1. Summary

    The ongoing adventures of David and his always horny late bloomer boyfriend.

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  1. Rec 6

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    The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
    You don't really need to read the others in the series to follow this one, but there are some references at the end to a previous convo that could potentially be confusing.
    Mostly canon compliant, David's POV for S05E09 The M.V.P.

    (Title from Tina Turner's "I Don't Wanna Lose You")

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    04 Jun 2021

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    David needs to escape the stress of NYC and can't stomach another Rose family Christmas party, so he books an AirBNB for two weeks in Schitt's Creek. The town his family visited when he was a kid. The one true family vacation they'd had. He plans to spend two weeks drinking wine and soaking in a jacuzzi tub, but the cute guy renting the AirBNB derailed his relaxing plans.

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    13 May 2021

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    Christmas smut and a little angst

  3. Rec 56

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    David books an Airbnb. Patrick books a VRBO. It's the same house.

    Tropes: There's only one bed; snowed in/forced proximity

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    01 May 2021

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    Only one bed

  4. Rec 84

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    *now complete*

    Patrick Brewer is still coming to terms with his newly discovered sexuality, and is trying to work up the courage to do something about it.
    He spots a beautiful man at the bar but can't quite bring himself to act on it just yet.

    So he calls a phone sex hotline to help build his courage, but when a smooth voiced man he finds so intriguing picks up the phone, how far will he go?
    And what about the man at the bar, will he ever be able to find the strength to talk to him?

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    The sex hotline AU that nobody asked for!

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    27 Apr 2021

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    Hot hot talking

  5. Rec 23

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    Patrick moves to Toronto to start over. He just needs to get through the next three nights of sneaking his dog into a hotel that doesn't allow pets. When an accidental room break-in leads to meeting David, and his dog, he not only makes a new friend in town, but a partner in dog sneaking crime.

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    26 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute boys and cute doggos.