Belphegis

Don't eat anvils!!



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    Jaskier and Geralt have to pretend to be engaged.

    Surprisingly, it's Geralt's idea.

    Everything is simultaneously the most hare-brained scheme and the most thorough production in the world.

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    Renfri bites back a curse as a familiar wave of painful cramps slams into her lower abdomen, sudden and brutal, and Triss lets out a soft, concerned hum.

    “Ren, are you alright?” Triss murmurs, concern clear in the whisper of her voice, a gentle hand sweeping Renfri’s hair back from her face. “Ren, you’re shaking, are you -”

    “I’m fine,” Renfri grits out, even as she curls further into herself in a futile attempt to stop the pain. “I’m fine, Triss, I promise.”

    “No, you aren’t,” Triss whispers, reaching out to hold Renfri in her arms. “Please - tell me what’s wrong?”

    Or: Renfri is suffering through her monthly cramps. Triss doesn’t experience those cycles anymore, not after her Ascension, but she tries to help her girlfriend, and they’re soft for each other.

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    13 Dec 2020

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    Steve's phone chimed for the eighth time that night, and when he slid it open, it was a text from an unknown number.

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    12 Dec 2020

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    How do you date a robot? Even the twenty-first century doesn't have the answers to every question. Steve will have to figure this one out for himself -- after he politely rebuffs Mr. Stark's interest, of course. Sure, Mr. Stark is handsome, but Steve would rather be with his bodyguard. So when Iron Man agrees to go on a date with Steve, Steve couldn't be happier. He loves Iron Man with all of his heart, and their relationship rapidly grows serious. But why does Mr. Stark hate Iron Man so much? And why in the world is Mr. Stark trying to tear Steve and Iron Man apart?

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Jaskier has a sex toy collection, and it takes Geralt far longer than it should to realize what the strange little trinkets he buys during their travels are actually for. However, Jaskier is willing to demonstrate their purpose for him to help Geralt fully understand their usefulness and importance.

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    19 Nov 2020