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    “Why is everybody taking my relationship status so personally? Can’t I be fine with being single?” Buck said.

    “Hey, you don’t have to say yes, be sad and alone if that’s what you want,” Josh replied. “But, I’m just saying. I’ve seen photos and this guy is volcanic levels of hot. Also, single dad, super cute kid. Saves lives for a living like you. I think you should give it a go.”

    (the one where Buck and Eddie accidentally get set up on a blind date with each other, and everything snowballs from there)

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    01 Jun 2020

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    Buck and Eddie fake-date for free couples shit, but also because they love each other and are too stupid to realize it.

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    This guy, whoever he is, is swaying where he stands ten feet in front of the truck. Looks like he just barely made it out of a doomsday machine in one piece- but that’s not giving him much credit. The white t-shirt and sweatpants he’s wearing hang loosely on him and his feet are bare. Just from watching him stand Eddie can tell that he’s favoring his right leg over his left. His head swivels in the direction of Eddie’s car, but the man just blinks owlishly; like he’s not registering any of this.   

    What the hell is going on?

    Eddie gets out of his car as his firefighter instincts start to kick in, already asking, “Hey, man- are you okay?”

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    Inspired by this tumblr post from whumpster-dumpster: Whumpee has escaped from Whumper, dazed and wounded. As they try to make it home they get weaker and weaker, finally collapsing in the middle of the street. As they slip out of consciousness the last thing they’re aware of are headlights racing toward them and screeching brakes.

    Do they get hit or does the car stop in time? More importantly, whose car is it, a stranger’s, an ally’s or an enemy’s?

    *On temporary hiatus as of 6/1/2020.

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    24 May 2020

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    Five times someone made Buck feel insecure about his birthmarks, and one time someone defended him.

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    12 May 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    “W-Who…” the bard’s song comes to an abrupt end, his fingers pausing awkwardly on his lute strings as his cornflower blue eyes flit about in search of the cause of the noise. “Roach? What’re you doing down here by your lonesome, darling girl? Shouldn’t you be-,”

    His eyes fall on Geralt. The pint-sized Witcher cannot help but swallow uncomfortably, that old childhood shyness rising up inside of him and settling awkwardly in his gut. “Um… hello.”

    “Hi,” Jaskier breathes… and then he actually breathes, and it’s easily the most disgusting sound Geralt has ever heard. Everything about him is wet with mucus. “Um… What exactly are you…”

    He trails off, and there’s so many different ways to fill in the blank there, Geralt doesn’t even know where to start. What is a tiny child doing, by his lonesome, at the foot of a mountain, with nightfall just around the corner? What is a tiny child doing with a Witcher’s armor, weapons, and horse? What is a tiny child doing, dressed so horribly for the weather? Jaskier could be trying to ask him any number of things, and to be fair, he knows the answer to absolutely none of those questions, so he sits, silently, and waits.

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    09 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    “You’re tall,” Geralt said slowly, brain struggling to catch up with this particular turn of events.

    “Always have been, dear Witcher, but thank you for finally noticing.”

    “You’re taller than me.” Geralt found himself rather unhappy about this fact. Granted, Jaskier only had an inch or two on him, but it was the principle of the thing.

    “I’m taller than most folk,” Jaskier admitted with a small shrug, grinning at Geralt’s raised eyebrow in response. “Very few people realise because everyone looks small standing next to a Witcher now don’t they?"


    After an unfortunate run in with a sorcerer, Geralt finds himself de-witchered.

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    09 May 2020

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