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    The Ministry of Magic implements a new law in an effort to increase the wizarding population following the war. Hermione Granger fights as long as she can before she finds herself trying to reconcile life with a wizard she never expected.

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    02 Jan 2023

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    When the battle is all but lost, a chance collision of two powerful magicks sends Hermione to a time where war is brewing and light is often indistinguishable from dark. The Strands of Time will be rewoven, and the victor is anyone’s guess.

    "Who knew that when the Killing Curse met the Sands of Time, this would happen?"

    Canon-Compliant until DH Ch 35.

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    24 Mar 2021

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    Severus Snape has survived the war, but he must face the consequences of his actions. When his magic is on the line, Hermione Granger of all people comes to his rescue - and the ramifications of it will challenge everything they've ever known.

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    10 Nov 2020

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    Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. — Begins Mid Deathly Hallows, AU going forward.

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    05 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    brb. sobbing over this work of absolute perfection.

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    “You’re in love with my daughter,” Abe said. It wasn’t a question.

    Lenny flicked the lighter shut and shrugged. “She’s my friend.”

    “You’re in love with my daughter,” he repeated.

    “I’m not trying to marry her, if that’s what you’re worried about,” Lenny took a drag of his cigarette, arms coming around himself like he was exposed and always, always trying to make a joke out of something.

    When Susie collapses during a set, Midge is terrifyingly unshaken. She seems to barely notice, acting as if nothing is wrong despite everyone knowing it is. When she tells her father she plans to do another routine the next night rather than visit Susie in hospital, Abe decides to call a friend.

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    13 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That chemistry though. Fuck.

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