Blackforestfire



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  2. Summary

    Sugar Daddy alternate universe

    Lucius and Izzy have an arrangement with strict, specific rules to follow. Each installment in the series shows them drifting farther and farther away from the safety of those rules as feelings and personal growth change their dynamic.

    The series should be read in order!

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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Tell you one thing. You lot,” he spreads his fingers, “are not our fucking neighbors. I’m not gonna pop ‘round for tea, I’m not gonna see you at fucking yoga, and if that hurts your cute little feelings, I suggest you go ask your daddy to kiss it better for your trust fund fucking ass.”

    “I beg your pardon?” Stede’s come up sharp beside him. “Are you the owner?”

    “So… who is my daddy fucking in this, um-?” Lucius puzzles.

    “We’re closed,” he snaps, somewhat less menacing for how he visibly has to shake that off. “Get the fuck out.”

    Lucius works at a new bookstore, Izzy works at the porn shop that's been in the neighborhood for decades. They're instant enemies, but when they separately discover their bosses developing an anonymous email romance and are driven to meddle for completely different yet equally batshit reasons, they find they have more in common than they would have thought. Or at least, JefftheCPA and Gentleman59 do.

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    21 Mar 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    “Wanna get drunk and have crazy sex?”

    Izzy laughed out loud, the sound catching him off guard. He looked at Jack, earnest as always, eyebrows wiggling suggestively, and Izzy thought he loved him more than ever at that moment, pulling him in by the front of his shirt and kissing him filthily. He pulled back after a moment, breathless but grinning broadly.

    “God, fuck, yes. Let’s do that. Immediately.”

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    20 Mar 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    “You fucking dickheads,” Izzy says. “I’m going to lock you out of the apartment and let you rot outside.”

    “Ah, you’ll be fine. Just… keep ‘em occupied for an hour or two,” Jack says, shoving at Ed’s nonexistent ass as he tries to squeeze through the window.

    God, he hates them both.

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    26 Feb 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    "Oh, I think I’m going to enjoy talking to you," Bonnet's wife says, laughing. "From you I’ll get the unvarnished truth, won’t I, Mr. Hands?”

    Gracefully scooping up the tea tray, she winks.

    “Yeah,” Izzy at last grinds out. “No varnish on me.”

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    21 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Lucius Spriggs, a discontented and underpaid assistant at The Gentleman Press, attends his first overseas convention with his boss, Stede Bonnet. But when a violent winter storm grounds them at the resort, and Stede falls for a handsome competitor, Lucius finds himself unwillingly sharing a room with his competition's surly editor, Izzy Hands. Things do not go as planned.

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    A modern Spriggyhands AU where there was only one bed...and a lot of feelings.

     

    COMPLETE!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Comments:
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    11 Feb 2023