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    Did you see that fanfic with 6 gazillion tags forcing you to scroll endlessly to skip through it? Ever wondered how to block a specific story without having to download a 3rd party app or make an annoying bookmark? Guess what? You can block specific stories and authors directly from AO3, and it works in mobile! 

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    Yes this is about a troll fic making it's way around AO3.

    Updated with instructions to block works by a user (See ch2).

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    “I hope you don’t mind, it's simply elven way to be proud of your marriage” then he continued as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb shell “however I endeavor to respect your cultural and personal preferences as best as possible”

    The moment between them sizzled, Gimli felt himself as a kettle, quickly reaching his boiling point.

    Then, as Legolas leaned forward to collect himself, and the tea, Gimli exploded “You’re married!?”

    Legolas flinched slightly in reaction blinking down at him with large elf eyes, a small questioning smile worked its way onto his lips “what are you-” he stopped short, and as the realization dawned on him, he gave the tiniest “oh”

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    Inspired by this prompt on tumblr
    https://spork-to-the-third-power.tumblr.com/post/176047635181/hc-about-legolas-and-gimlis-first-fuck-theyve

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    Legolas thought Gimli understood elven traditions regarding marriage and sex. Gimli does not. This is the story of what happens when an elf and a dwarf accidentally get married while in the middle of a giant war. Featuring a very exasperated human ranger.

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