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  1. Rec 45

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    Capture me once, shame on you
    Capture me twice, shame on me
    Capture me thrice… maybe we should stop meeting like this

    Due to Namjoon's foolhardiness, Seokjin is suffering from an incurable demonic curse. Lost for other options, Namjoon wanders into a druid forest intent on stealing water from their blessed spring, which are rumoured to be able to cure all ills. But witches and druids are at war, and any witch knows what horrible fate befall witches caught by a druid.

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    28 Apr 2020

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    Jimin has been driving roommates away for years, but when Hobi comes to see the place, something tells Jimin that they’re meant to be.

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    20 Apr 2020

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    "The Man in the White Coat smiles with dimples," Taehyung said, gravely, his radio voice ocean-deep and burbling. "The Man in the White Coat is coming here to conduct some experiments. The Man in the White Coat is 90% leg, but endowed otherwise as well. Or so say sources."

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    Kim Namjoon - scientist, 90% leg, and possessor of perfect hair - chances upon a strange town where reality isn't fixed, the sun doesn't rise, and Kim Taehyung, the town's radio host, is the loveliest thing he's ever seen.

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    16 Nov 2019

  4. Rec 41

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    All Kim Taehyung feels is muddied. Family and new friends help with that.

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    03 Feb 2019

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    Namjoon is stuck in two dead-end jobs, and one of them is teaching night school to high school dropouts.

    Taehyung is a new student.

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    07 Jan 2019

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