10 Works by Call_Me_Jelli

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    Part three in this epic crossover between Portal and TF2— our favorite nine mercenaries need Chell's help to take down GLaDOS, one final time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,004
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    525
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    For most of his life, Jeremy— better known as "Scout" to his teammates— thought his father was a mystery guy who'd passed away. Then, he finds out that his dad is his idol: Tom Jones.

    It's the greatest lie Scout's ever been told.

    Cut to the day that Pauling finally agrees to spend a night out with Scout. It's more enjoyable than she expected— she didn't realize Scout had such a charming side. But Pauling knows the truth about Scout's father; that he's the Spy that they work with, day in and day out. And it hurts Pauling to hear Scout go on about how great Tom Jones is, and how awesome it is that Tom Jones is his father.

    It's impossible for Pauling to keep the secret. It's just as impossible for Scout to believe it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,649
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    409
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    A situation lands ALL of the mercs into cooperative testing. No big deal, they've worked together on the field time and time again, right? Well, it's not that simple.
    The sequel to "Scout: The Aperture Science Test Subject"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,374
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1349
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    Scout found his way into the Aperture Science labs. GLaDOS is actually a bit pleased- human test subjects are unpredictable, and therefore good for science.
    GLaDOS has never had a test subject that talked before. But this one does.
    Rather excessively.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,515
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1810
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    Pyro liked Scout. More than “liked,” really. Pyro wanted to be with Scout. And one night, by the fire, Pyro decided to take his mask off, because he wanted Scout to know. It was a big risk. A very big one. Pyro took off the mask, and hoped for the one-in-a-million chance that it would all be worth it, that Scout felt the same way.

    Scout often kept company with Pyro in the night. The fires Pyro lit were a nice place to be around after he was done training outside. He always liked the company of the firebug, and even though he was almost all mystery, he felt good to be around. He didn’t expect Pyro would take off his mask one night. Seeing his face made Scout feel like he found something important, a puzzle piece that united all the many bits and pieces he already knew about Pyro into one whole being.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2427
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    It's Pyro's birthday!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    508
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    Medic understood. Everyone had their own thing, and smoking was Spy's. And Sniper's. And sometimes Soldier and Demo and Engie. But when the habit starts to spread into Heavy's lungs, that's where Medic drew the line. But this was not the time for a PSA on the dangers of smoking and the benefits of cutting down. This was a time for action. For seizing a stash or two during a ceasefire. Let a lesson be taught. And let it be taught while Scout attempts to throw a prom for Miss Pauling. As though things weren't complicated enough for the mercenaries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,447
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1772
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    Summary

    So many stories. So many glances that were definitely NOT thrown her way. Um, is this just a coincidence? Or... are a LOT of them into each other? The Administrator knows all, right? Maybe Miss Pauling should ask her. She'll have an answer.

    And she does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    327
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    "My circus isn't very safe, is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau! Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasmus didn't think this through..."

    And now the BBB is onto him. Not as scary as the Japanese Mafia, but definitely more paperwork.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    The Medic destroyed his boyfriend’s heart. Don’t get him wrong, they’re still swooning for each other-- but how is the Medic going to tell Heavy that his heart exploded all over the lab?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1361

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