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    It was one thing to suddenly learn that you had a sugar daddy, and a whole other to realise you’ve been in love with him for more than a year. But Aziraphale couldn’t be blamed for it, exactly. He’d had other worries on his mind. But with this new epiphany came another question that now had to be addressed: If Crowley was his sugar daddy, why on earth weren’t they having sex?

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    01 Nov 2022

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    Captain 'Crawly' is the most feared pirate of the Seven Seas, though his crew know him by his real name, one Capt. Anthony J Crowley. When rations and morale run low, he's obliged to plunder for more than just supplies and treasure -- he desperately needs a ship's cook for the Serpent's Revenge.

    Sometimes, luck is on his side; his latest prize has a learnéd victualler...a posh little man by the name of Fell aboard. His renowned skill and talents allow him to transform even the most meagre of supplies into a feast for the senses, and he certainly knows his way around a ship's hold.

    Will Cook Fell stay on to cook for the pirates? Will he take flight at the next port, as he is welcome to do by his captor?

    Or will he escape true captivity by finally discovering the freedom to find love in the most unexpected of places?

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    23 Sep 2022

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    “I want a divorce.”

    Izzy’s said the words more times than once in the past eighteen years of marriage, but he means them this time. More than he ever has before, anyway.

    At the prow of the very expensive and very unnecessary boat parked in the driveway, Edward - Izzy’s idiot (soon-to-be-ex) husband - sighs and rolls his eyes.

    “Come on, Iz!” Ed shouts. He’s wearing a stupid fucking captain’s hat and has one foot propped against the rail. “The boat is an investment! And it’ll be fun.”

    Or, how Izzy Hands saves his marriage (and gains a boyfriend) by getting a divorce.

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    17 Aug 2022

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    A few decades before the Apocalypse, the Archangels discover that Aziraphale is irreparably in love with Crowley.

    Rather than smiting the demon, they take pity on their Earthbound operative, and remove the obstacle by giving Aziraphale exactly what he wants.

    But obviously, a demon would never be able to feel love on their own, so they have to do something to ensure that Crowley will reciprocate Aziraphale's feelings…

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    04 Aug 2022

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    Stede just moved to a lovely seaside town and opened The Lighthouse Bakery. Right in front of Blackbeard's Tattoo Parlor, owned by the fearsome Edward Teach. Will the sweetness of Stede's creations make him understand something more about himself - and love, too?

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    24 May 2022