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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    ‘One jumped on his face,’ Sylvain says, empathically. ‘And the others were crawling all over him. It’s a miracle we got them all off him given how tight their grips are.’

    ‘He was behaving strangely afterwards,’ Dedue pitches in, much to the obvious dismay of Annette. ‘Very flushed. Out of sorts.’

    Out of the corner of her eye, Mercedes sees Sylvain unfurling his index finger to a solid point, eyebrows raised to stress his innuendo. Mercedes cheeks flush scarlet, a heat stirring in her tummy that she stubbornly ignores.

     

    Or. Mercedes sates her curiosity by getting dicked down by three facehuggers.

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    08 Dec 2022

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    YAAAAAAA YAAAAAA YES YES YES THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR FUCK YEAHHHH

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    Hubert von Vestra is single-minded, unsmiling, humorless, and cold, and Ferdinand has hated him since they were children. Unfortunately, it transpires, he is an easier man to hate from afar.

    A Pride and Prejudice AU.

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    04 Jul 2022

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    I AM SCREAMING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FERDIBERT

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Ferdinand and Hubert are classmates, but they are bound by more than just that. It takes some time navigating a promise made on their behalf, without their input.

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    03 Jul 2022

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    SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVED IT!!!!

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Ferdinand and Hubert accidentally become the founders (and sole members) of Fódlan's worst book club. Thus begins a game of endless arguments - and occasional compromises.

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    03 Jul 2022

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    GOD TIER AMAZING SHOWSTOPPING INCREDIBLE IM LICHERALLY WEEPING!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    He makes sure his footsteps echo across the courtyard because it wouldn’t do to catch his visitor by surprise in this state, not so soon after his arrival. As Ferdinand found him last time, he sits on the edge of the fountain, elbows braced on his knees, a cigarette in one hand. Ferdinand is no mage, never applied himself beyond the basics, but even he can taste the metallic film of spent magic in the air, like licking a teaspoon.

    “Hubert?” he says, as soft as he can.

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    02 Jul 2022

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    FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!