CaptainJojo
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Two Forehead Ribbons by CaptainJojo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2021
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WWX buys some black silk in Yiling and makes himself a forehead ribbon in the Burial Mounds.
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- Part 4 of Moments
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The Nie Are Proud by CaptainJojo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2021
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Nie Huaisang's people know he's more than he appears.
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- Part 3 of Moments
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Personal Touches by CaptainJojo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Jan 2021
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Lan Wangji wakes up hungover in a bathtub with Wei Wuxian. He's almost unsurprised.
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- Part 2 of Moments
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No Peace Too Small by CaptainJojo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2021
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Jiang Cheng didn’t expect the fiasco of the last year to become some kind of myth. He certainly didn’t expect it to yield visitors.
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- Part 6 of Jiang Cheng is Trying
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I have not watched Supernatural in eight years.
Here is how the finale should have gone according to information gleaned from Tumblr and watching the confession scene of Cas going to superhell without any context.I'd ask you to forgive me for this, but I can do no worse to you than your real paid SPN writers did. You were did so dirty. I'm sorry.
Recent series
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Moments by CaptainJojo
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2021
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I cut up my Twitter Drabbles into their own stand-alone stories because I just remembered I like it better when it's all separated out.
- Words:
- 16,721
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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The "Bucky Deserved Better" Anthology or "I Got Found-Family Baited and I'm Pissed" by CaptainJojo
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
31 Mar 2019
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Bucky lives in the tower and I got found-family baited so hard I abandoned this series. Sorry.
- Words:
- 5,713
- Works:
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Jiang Cheng is Trying by CaptainJojo
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
07 Jan 2021
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Jiang Cheng has tried his whole life, in different ways, with different people, and to varying degrees of success.
He keeps trying, and that's all that matters until it's not enough.- Words:
- 183,411
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 197
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A Sure Thing by mrsronweasley
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2021
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The message says, I require exclusive commitment as well as flexibility. You may spend the night, but not always. I will be the one to keep the schedule of our meetings.
Wei Ying crunches on a chip thoughtfully, then takes a deep breath and writes back, What do I get in return?
Bookmarked by CaptainJojo
26 Mar 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
The sugar baby AU we didn't ask for but now can't live without. Honestly 90% fluff and 10% mutual pining. A+++
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(our friendship) up against the ropes by daltoneering
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2020
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The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.
Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:
Lan Zhan fucks.
Lan Zhan fucks.
Lan Zhan fucks.;
Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?
Bookmarked by CaptainJojo
04 Dec 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
How have I not bookmarked the Lan Zhan FUCKS fic???? It's just chapter upon chapter of cute dumbassery punctuated by hotness. It's a perfect fic! And pride and prejudice too! I mean it has everything!!!
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live from new york by varnes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2020
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Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”
“You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”
He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.
“Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”
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OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.
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- Part 1 of live from new york: an snl au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,069
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1966
- Kudos:
- 4285
- Bookmarks:
- 1905
- Hits:
- 69001
Bookmarked by CaptainJojo
18 Nov 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
The best SNL AU you never knew you needed. The best sense of humor. The best feelings. Spicy in the best way.
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"The only promise I will make you is that having found you, I will go to almost any lengths you care to name to keep you."
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- Part 5 of POI works
Bookmarked by CaptainJojo
14 Sep 2020
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"So we'll be crashing the party?" John said.
"In a manner of speaking," Harold said. "I've taken the liberty of hacking their fairly unsophisticated database to put you on the list of, shall we say, merchandise."
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- Part 8 of POI works