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  1. Rec *

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    The Chameleon is the best (perhaps only) coffee shop in Novigrad, which uses only the finest beans from Tir Tochair and Dol Blathanna.
    Geralt is notorious, and Jaskier's friends think he's dangerous, but it would be foolish to turn away a paying customer, right?

    Geralt, meanwhile, is increasingly uncertain it's the coffee that keeps him coming back.

    This is a Witcherverse-set coffee shop AU with gratuitous descriptions of tasty beverages, canon-typical pastry consumption, and all of the warmth and comfort a witcher and his barista deserve.

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    01 Aug 2021

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    Sure, yes, his partner Contessa de Stael was transferred to a different department of Buzzfeed last week, and, no, he doesn’t have a cohost (or even a desk neighbor) anymore, but the one thing that Jaskier is above all else is optimistic. 

     

    He’s sure that he’s going to get a new cohost, deskmate, and - Melitele willing - friend. Today. Or possibly tomorrow. Next week at the absolute latest.

    The Buzzfeed Unsolved AU that literally nobody asked for. It may not be what you need, but it's what you deserve.

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    31 Jul 2021

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    The bard is not an angel, Geralt knows this. He’s not a god, or a mythical creature, or holy, but still -

    Still.

    Jaskier is good. And he touches - fuck, he’s always touching. Caressing Geralt’s shoulders, hands dancing across old scars, draping himself against the Witcher’s side every time they make camp. So maybe - maybe the bard isn’t the purest thing to exist. Maybe he’s not all light and laughter. But sometimes...

    Sometimes, his touch makes Geralt feel like something to be cherished.

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    31 Jul 2021

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    Jaskier flipped through the papers, scanning the resumes of the applicants as he went. Hiring a bodyguard had turned out to be tedious, but if last month's incident had proved anything it was that he really needed one. He wasn’t sure what he was looking for in his applicants, but he figured he’d know it when he saw it.

    When he got to the final resume in the pile, he did a double take.

    Name: Geralt Rivia

    No, Jaskier thought, it can’t be.

    ***

    After the mountain, Jaskier returns to the sea for a few centuries. When he emerges, the world is certainly different, but not all of that’s a bad thing. He begins his musical career once again, but just when it’s starting to take off he’s attacked by a fan. He needs a bodyguard.

    He certainly wasn’t expecting Geralt of all people to apply for the job.

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    27 Jul 2021

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    “You must be Lambert’s new roommate.”

    “Geralt,” the man supplies.

    “Geralt,” Jaskier tests the name; finds he likes the way it rolls off his tongue. “It’s nice to meet you.”

    Or: the one where Jaskier falls for his casual hook-up’s very attractive roommate.

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    25 Jul 2021