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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    A few weeks after the end of Pokemon ORAS, the high-ups of Team Magma and Aqua wake up to some news they've been expecting: all six of them are wanted criminals. Archie and Maxie both have the same idea: bring their teams together one last time, and get out of Hoenn, really, really quickly. Understandably - that was the whole plan.

    The International Police are fairly sure they know everything they need to know, to catch the two teams of runaways. Maxie won't be travelling by water. Archie might be, though.
    And they will be travelling away from each other, as fast as they possibly can.

    ...They might want to double-check the last one, though.

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    12 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    "Dream is flirting with you, you slept with him once and now he's flirting with you."
    "Tubbo don't you start Mr. I-Made-Out-With-The-Blade!"
    "For the last time, I didn't know it was him- he looks so different here! How the hell can he be that pretty?! Also making out with him isn't on the same level of sleeping with him!"
    "Well Techno certainly wants to sleep with you-"
    "And Dream wants to sleep with you again! Hah! I'm not the only one being chased right now!"
    "Shut up Tubs, I fucking hate you."
    "Aw, love you too Toms."

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    Two idiot best friends accidentally end up in another world filled with magic and end up accidentally seducing alternate versions of the ones who have killed them more than once in their past. One is the best friend and general to a king and the other is an infamous bounty hunter.
    Things naturally, go crazy as Tommy and Tubbo try to avoid their determined suitors and live out their lives as peacefully as they can... Which is not. Peaceful that is. Not with them around.

    DISCLAIMER: I am not the original author of this story, the original author stopped writing and put it up for adoption. Every chapter up until chapter 18 will be a repost.

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    12 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.

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    12 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Here’s the thing: Kyle doesn't always hate Cartman. That’s kind of the problem, actually.

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    12 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Maybe some part of her thought her son would stay meek and small forever.

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    11 May 2021