Catoncoffee
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History never forgot about them . The clans feared them , the people whispered behind closed doors and bolted windows . The man who struck fear in his enemies with only his name and his silver shadow . The Silver Hound , Kakashi of the Uchiha clan .
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Kakashi never expected to take a sudden trip to the past , and possibly another dimension . Ending up with a husband and uniting the Uchiha and Hatake clans definitely wasn't on the list . But with a lover like Madara who would set the word aflame if he asked , he wasn't really complaining .
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One moment he was seriously thinking that the ramen tasted somewhat weird , next thing he knows he's surrounded by corpses , his brother standing in the moonlight life freaking Batman and Sasuke throws away his last functioning brain cell . He is not dealing with this shit , not again .
A teen Sasuke who can't be bothered to give a fuck , his team that seriously believe he has some brain damage and a intelligent shadow he loves more than life itself . His first life was angst and revenge . His second is more on the line of madness , laziness and a weird fear of ramen .
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His phone rang . A insisting annoyance and reminder . He couldn't stop , he needed to move , now . Before the situation became too damaged to repair. He glanced at his phone , a brow raising a little at the displayed number .
"Asano ,unusual of you to call me . Might I ask why ?"
On the other end there's just silence . Gakuhou waits , precisely 45 seconds . Just as he is about to end the call , a hoarse voice is heard on the other end .
"Hey , dad ... Did you ever , see me ? "
Gakuhou's blood freezes .
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We Gladly Feast by vamprav
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Mar 2020
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The first time Steve sees Darcy Lewis he freezes because while she looks normal enough he knows an Addams when he sees one.
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24 Jan 2021
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“You really do have a soulmate.” Arthur said with a frown and Merlin shrugged. “That might be a problem.”
"Can’t stand anybody but you having a shot a true love?” Merlin asked flatly. Arthur wrinkled his nose.
“No, idiot. Spirit animals don’t get along unless they belong to their soulmate. If my bird sees your hideous lion-“
“He is quite dashing, thank you. Besides, your bloody bird is too loud-“
“My bird is just trying to do me a favor and tune you out!” Arthur snapped and took a long breath “The point is they can’t be around each other. So unless you want Emmy to pluck out this lion’s eyes I suggest you tell him to bugger off.” He snapped. Merlin was inclined to tell Arthur to bugger off himself, but was immediately distracted by one word.
“Emmy?” He repeated and smiled. “You did name him.”
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In a time of myth and a land of magic, your soulmate’s spirit animal looks after you (even after you meet your soulmate). Arthur and Merlin are oblivious fools. We know this. That doesn’t change here.
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24 Jan 2021
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Gwaine scoffed as he crossed his arms over his chest, chin jutted out as he resolutely shook his head.
"No way. We can handle ourselves without Merlin for two days...Well, some of us can." He clicked his tongue with a nod towards the other three. Leon frowned.
"What are you trying to say?"
"That we didn’t grow up with servants," Elyan snorted "I know it’s a scary thought but...we can actually survive a hunt without Merlin’s stew." He said. Gwaine gasped in fake shock.
"We don’t need a servant," Arthur piped up immediately, chest puffing out in defiance "Hell, with how Merlin is, I’ve pretty much been without a servant for years!"
"Great!" Percival said and jerked his head "Then let’s go."
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The knights go on a hunt without a servant because Merlin is sick. Obviously it goes fantastic.
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23 Jan 2021
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i'd love to see you by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse for UnicornWithABananaHorn
Fandoms: Naruto
09 Oct 2019
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"We're going to talk about how you massacred the clan on the orders of Shimura Danzō, and about the fact that the man who claims to be Uchiha Madara isn't in fact Uchiha Madara, but a delusional relative of ours who's been manipulated by him and the will of a crazy goddess trapped on the moon, but first—I'm going to tear your fucking eye out of your fucking socket."
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- Part 12 of Naruto Time Travel AUs
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22 Jan 2021
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A voice in the Speed Force reaches Barry in his Timeless state to convince him to come home. Barry misses that voice once he’s back in real-time, but he has to set things right and save as many lives as he can.
While that means Iris will be with Eddie instead of him, he can’t mourn her. She’ll always be dear to him, but he wants her to be happy above all, and he has seen every timeline and knows the life and love he will get to have instead. He just needs to keep fighting to finish his calculations in time to defeat Eobard and return to his loved ones for good.
Thankfully, a certain thief brings clarity like no one else can.
AU season 1 with Barry from pre-season 4.1 returning from the Speed Force to the moment he woke up from his original coma.
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