20 Oct 2020
Harry: *turns to face the hidden camera with a deadpan expression*
Harry: this is why I hate Mondays
*Laugh track plays as Voldemort looks confused in the background*
Essentially - a bunch of crack that would definitely go on a Tumblr if I could be bothered to get one.
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20 Oct 2020
There was nothing, in Sir Pentious's opinion, that was sadder than a zealous survivalist doomsday cult... in Hell. But when Sir Pentious was looking to stock the emergency supply cache of a newly-completed airship, raiding a properly dug-in doomsday cult was one-stop shopping.
Sir Pentious had a newly-completed airship.
He also had a Radio Demon.
... And, he'd just discovered, the Radio Demon had a tail.
Sir Pentious had never been so fascinated by anything in his afterlife.
“Sooo. You and Sir Pentious.” Charlie tilted her head, projecting the most angelically innocent curiosity.
Angel leaned forward, his arch smile wide enough to show off his gold tooth. “What’s that about, huh?”
Alastor stopped stirring.
Their faces lit up in glee.
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
18 Mar 2020
“I miss the old days. Back when the whole world was listening to the radio. Every living room in the world had a radio, it seemed.”
Sir Pentious sleepily grunted. “Alastor, it is...” A pause as he checked. “Three in the morning. Go to sleep.”
"I'm serious," Alastor said. For the past hour, he'd been laying on his back unable to sleep, staring at the red glow from his own eyes on the ceiling. “It’s... far too quiet, being almost the only one on air.”
A list of all the topics currently on Alastor's mind, from most to least fascinating:
1. The tempos of old vaudeville and jazz songs.
2. How beautifully flexible Sir Pentious's back is.
3. A science lesson about waves that he saw as a schoolboy.
4. Does food taste different in Hell, or did Alastor's sense of taste change when he died?
5. There is a dick in his butt.
- Part 1 of RadioSnake Discord - Spicy Showdown Week