Constantine_You_Owe_Me



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    “I know what you want.”

    “And what, pray tell,” Trevor grits out, writhing beneath Alucard, “is that?”

    “Come, now. I’ve seen you stalking around, pent up like a bitch in heat. You’re quite high-strung; it’s beginning to wear on the others, me included,” the vampire drawls. His sharp eyes find Trevor’s, narrowing slyly. “You need a good fuck.”

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    01 Jan 2020

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    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    19 Jul 2019

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    Geralt ploughs the Succubus before killing Ele'yas, and gets bitten in the process. Unfortunately for him, Iorveth is the only one around who can help. Geralt/Iorveth, light angst.

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    14 Jun 2019

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    My fave Geralt/Iorveth fic I read this every so often just to remind myself how good it is.

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Bard feels really bad for Tauriel. Not only had she been putting up with Thranduil's apparently shitty attitude all week, but now she had to suffer through a week with his children because of this. Were flowers an appropriate apology gift for the Captain of the Mirkwood Guard?

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    14 Jun 2019

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    Always read this for good A/B/O of my fave ship.

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
    Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.

    Fucking: do it right.

    This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person

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    1) start with a kiss
    a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
    b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
    . . .
    7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
    a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
    b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
    c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
    . . .
    20) gather them close
    a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
    b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
    c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much more

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    01 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Helpful AF for someone who is really awful at actually getting round to writing sexy scenes.

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