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    Kara, the leader of Babylon, is hardcore and serious. She’ll do anything to protect her family.

    Connor, the android detective, has a mission, one that determines whether he will live or be dismantled. He has to end the queen’s reign, through any means necessary.

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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Operation Impending Doom! A plan for galactic Irken conquest, devised by the Almighty Tallest! And singlehandedly ruined by Zim. During the second attempt, Zim is sent far away to a "mystery planet", ensuring he won't ruin things. After a six month long trip, he's unexpectedly pulled off course and makes an accidental rough landing on the planet Earth. The abandoned Gem colony. Where the Rebellion was formed! Remaining Gems still defend the Earth from countless threats! Threats like Zim.

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    04 Sep 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    The wonderful characters of Portal, Portal 2, and Portal Stories: Mel in a happy alternate universe where Aperture is, instead of a dangerous science facility, a well-to-do coffeehouse.

    Formatting edits in progress.

    Semi-permanent hiatus.

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    23 Aug 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Out of all the things Chell had known she would carry with her upon leaving Aperture, the last thing she would have ever expected was a child - much less the child of the power mad android she had thrown out onto the moon in a last ditch effort to escape with her own life.

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  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Chell’s head slowly rose up, her defeated slate gray eyes meeting Wheatley’s blue orb. The old part of him, the part that pleaded for him to stop, to let her go, to let the facility blow up and let Chell be free like he promised, almost rose up from his computer, but the chassis kept that part of him chained back. For good reason, anyway, it’s not like he could turn back now. “Well… sweetheart,” he used a wire to slowly tilt Chell’s head upwards more, to be looking up at him. Not down. Never down. “I’ll tell ‘ya now, the only thing you should know is me, and what I’ve done. Not Her,” he gestured towards the powered off battery attached to the portal gun, “not the turrets, not your precious Companion Cube, not the facility… just me.”

    A retelling where Chell had never fell into old Aperture. Wheatley finds his missing memories from a life before, all while dealing with his egomaniac power trip, wreaking havoc into Aperture Laboratories.

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  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Allura decides to hold a formal banquet to celebrate the victories of Voltron and the paladins. A piece of shipping fluff.

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    27 Mar 2020

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