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David finds himself donning a familiar ensemble. He is not happy about it.
From the prompt: someone says “I can’t believe you talked me into this…”
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Gotta Love a Man in Uniform by DelilahMcMuffin for blackandwhiteandrose
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Mar 2022
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“Ooh, yes. This is good,” David says, giving an excited wiggle. “Sexy Firefighter is a classic porn trope.” They watch as the scene unfolds on the screen; a man dressed in a very cheaply made facsimile of a firefighter’s turnout gear arrives at a non-descript door, a coil of hose looped over his shoulder. He knocks and the door opens, and Brock Thunderstone is standing there in all his chiseled, bronzed glory. David and Patrick moan in unison. “God, he’s so hot,” David murmurs appreciatively.
Or: David and Patrick watch some very sexy firefighter porn. And maybe they get a little bit inspired.
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He goes to the gym.
Those words have been pinballing around David’s brain for the better part of the last few days. And nights. And sure, yes. It’s obvious that Ted does, in fact, go to the gym. Because a physique like that doesn’t just happen by accident. A significant amount of work and sweat goes into a body like that, and David just isn’t the kind of person who is ready to make that kind of commitment to anything other than the store, his beauty regimen, and Patrick.
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Set between Housewarming and Rock On, David is feeling more than a little self conscious about his body.
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Ohmygod. A voice that sounds a lot like his husband’s echoes in Patrick’s brain. His parents heard them. Heard them having sex. Heard them having sex so rambunctious that they broke the goddam bed.
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Schitt's Creek - Where Everyone Fits In by B13_MaybeThisTime, cottagepodfics, DelilahMcMuffin, DesignatedGrape, doingthemost, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, Januarium, kindofspecificstore, Lisamc21, NC Fics (N0Connections), NC Pods (N0Connections), NeelyO, reginahalliwell, RhetoricalQuestions, schittpodding (schittposting), ships_to_sail, sonlali, sunlightsymphony, thesleepyskipper, wi22iou
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Dec 2021
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A collection of short stories from the past and present residents of Schitt’s Creek, sharing how they found their home in this Schitty little town.
Or: Exactly what the town sign says.
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Condomless in the Creek by Deenerann, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Januarium, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, rockinhamburger, schittyfic, SparklesMagicLightLove, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2021
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Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, apothecarypants, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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- 11
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never saw you coming, never gonna be the same: a podfic series by Amanita_Fierce, DelilahMcMuffin, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
23 Oct 2020
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A podfic series of the works in the written series “never saw you coming, never gonna be the same“ by singsongsung, doing the most, and sonlali.
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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“Where to?”
“Dancing.”And just like that, it’s only the two of them left.
So off they go.Alternatively, Frenchie, Kimiko, and the moments in between. Post season 2.
Bookmarked by DelilahMcMuffin
28 Jan 2024
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Kimiko learns that home isn't just a place while hiding in a safe house with Frenchie.
Bookmarked by DelilahMcMuffin
27 Jan 2024
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Three Times Kimiko Didn't Have To Speak, And Then That One Time Frenchie Didn't Have To by tonytones
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
03 Sep 2019
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Kimiko doesn't need to speak for Frenchie to understand her. The language of love crosses all barriers. Or something.
Bookmarked by DelilahMcMuffin
27 Jan 2024
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*I’m cleaning up/reworking fics I really enjoyed writing.*
Kimiko and Serge/Frenchie exploring their love.Series
- Part 9 of Frenchie/Kimiko
Bookmarked by DelilahMcMuffin
19 Jan 2024
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Frenchie accidentally overdoses and Kimiko is faced with an impossible choice.
If she does nothing, he will die. If she gives him V, he might die anyway. And if somehow he survives…would he ever forgive her?
Bookmarked by DelilahMcMuffin
17 Jan 2024