DelilahMcMuffin



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  1. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    Fics surrounding MTP

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    Short fics based on prompts from the Rosebudd’s Prompt Jukebox.

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    Prompts submitted on Tumblr

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  5. Summary

    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    David and Patrick are running a general but very specific store on a space station when they get abducted by aliens. And then they have to have sex because this is tropefest.

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    11 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    11 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Can you give me anything else here? Who is he? Why is he unhappy?”

    “David Rose. And I’ll let you figure that out. Let’s just say he’s very protective of his brand and how it’s marketed.”

    “Ah, a client who thinks he’s in advertising - creative is going to love that.”

    “Well, getting to see him and Ray go back and forth during a presentation might be worth the headache. I may even stop by to watch.”

    “Is this your best pitch?”

    “It’s not a pitch, it’s a favor. You don’t have to call him.”

    Patrick shrugged. “You know I like a challenge.”

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    The Mad Men-inspired AU no one asked for

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    11 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Patrick does some soul searching after his latest breakup with Rachel and takes an impromptu trip to New York City. David works in NYC as an escort after fleeing Schitt's Creek when the town sale falls through, and takes on a client who has just realized he is gay.

    Set in an alternate post-season 1, but of course the timeline is nonsense. POV changes are marked using ~ within chapters.

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    07 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Business manager required to help set up small bakery/deli in central Elm Falls
    Experience in food service would be beneficial but not necessary
    40 hours p/w
    Salary negotiable

    The advert had been small, tucked into the corner of the classifieds page of a local newspaper. A small business getting off the ground. It was a jigsaw piece Patrick knew he could be, something that could fit here, in his new life.

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    Or: David and Stevie are starting over. Patrick knows something about that.

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    06 May 2021

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